I Require Headcanons Based Off Of Spider-boi Or Else I Will Perish In Approximately 45 Time Units

I require headcanons based off of spider-boi or else I will perish in approximately 45 time units

OH DO I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU!!!

Taranza and Sectonia met as children in school and they’ve been besties ever since

Taranza knows how to sew!

(Gijinka) He occasionally wears a pair of mary-janes that he and sectonia got so they could match like twins. Comfortable and stylish!

He’s not scared of storms, but he does have a bit of a discomfort with lightning and the loud booming thunder just because it’s a loud and sudden sound and he’s an anxious boi...

He’s closest with Susie, Magolor, Kirby, and Morpho.

He loves to visit the library and just pick out a book from each genre

Actually if Dreamland was a capitalist utopia where money was needed for everything, he’d probably be a librarian or a full time gardener/florist

He and Kirby sometimes make cakes together when they hang out

He has problems with remembering to eat sometimes when he gets wrapped up in reading, gardening, or on the off days when his depression isn’t as well manageable

His appetite is also really small and he hardly ever eats in big amounts even when he is aware that he’s hungry. He needs to eat-

He sometimes helps king dedede and brings him some nice tea imported from Floralia!

I’ll reblog you some more but here!! Take my Headcanons!!! Will gladly talk about the boy for 0$!!!!

-Mod Taranza, back at it again with the hyperfixations🕸

BEST RESPONSE I COULD'VE RECEIVED, I'M DYING FROM THAT DIALOGUE- 🤣

Ooh, I got one for that fake title thing. "Reach".

What I would write to go with it:

Fluff; Zoe’s can’t reach the top shelf. Douxie helps her but never lets her live it down. In which Zoe gets revenge on the wizard for constantly using his height against her.

Dialogue:

“How’s the weather down there?”

“I hope the ceiling fan hits you on the way out.”

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spider-simp

6 years ago

Welp, I'm dead.

i spent my lunch break drawing this

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spider-simp

6 years ago

#StillABetterLoveStoryThanTwilight

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spider-simp

6 years ago

okay bro so I’m at school and there’s this kid who rambles and suddenly he goes “I like to end my Thursday night with a couple of drinks” and I was like ‘wait, what, dude you’re only 15-’ until he said “But the problem is, I’m all out of Capri Suns...”

LMAO I stg I don’t deserve this school

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spider-simp

4 years ago

@divinelowblood