Spiralling-spires - The Spiral's Special Little Boy

I still have some spop brainrot in me despite the recent prevalence of tma

Anyways i feel like entrapta would be an avatar of the- *gets dragged offstage*

A very happy birthday to Her Majesty the Queen of SCIENCE!

“posts that have 10k to me” -boring, cliched, causes mild alarm

“Posts that will have 10k” -threatening, inevitable, sounds like a curse

Current mood: blocking nsfw spam accounts from seeing my stuff while listening to one night in bangkok

Listening to banger songs makes having to look at all these awful gifs to certify they’re really just spam accounts makes the ace pain a little less

Anyways hi guys im back! Woop

Had a moment halfway through this where I was like “hm. This list seems. Familiar. OH WAIT”

I truly hate the word “unalive.” There are so many other euphemisms that fictional Italian mobsters worked so hard to provide you with and you just ignore them.

you’re a cool guy.

I literally fell to my knees laughing at this and i dont know why

I actually like how after every episode of tmagp some tma-listeners analyse statements like sommelier when he talks about some rich wine like hmmm this one is clearly the lonely with a slight hint of the stranger and maybe notes of the spiral and I think I can sense some desolation in here

if 3 bitches named molly were in a polycule would it be a molecule sorry

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listen

nothings really all that real. like time is split into 12s and 60s because of sumerians and babylonians. the ideal ratio of oxygen to carbon dioxide is based on what it was when our specific shape of stupid meatsack evolved and thus what were adapted to. we make noises into our electronic boxes all day and they get turned into and exist as 1s and 0s on a server somewhere until someone else asks the server to show it to them at which point they're converted back into something people can read. or maybe they can't read it so they send it to another server that changes it from one human language to another and then shows the translated version, represented by a different sequence of 1s and 0s, to them. sometimes a lightbulb burns out because too much charge ran through it. your walls might have asbestos on them because it was a really pretty green and they didnt know it was toxic yet. you can actually buy peppermint bark at any time of year, its just harder to find them in spring. people do yoga with goats. pomeranians and great danes are the same species. you can usually extract an image from a webpage by going through devtools, which i only learned how to do because i wanted to see someones discord profile in higher definition. you can go to a pharmacy and get hair dye, ibuprofen, nail polish, and a candy bar in the same trip.

seriously this existence is completely arbitrary and mostly artificial and we should all just chill the fuck out. i advocate being nice to each other because nothing really matters so why make things worse?

i know every digit of pi

I do not control the speed at which birds die!