FIONNA AND CAKE AND SIMON AND MARSHALL AND GUMBALL AND EVERYONE AND ADVENTURE FUCKING TIME!!!!!

it's that time of year again

there's no ' none ' option because if you don't like any of these songs this poll isn't for you. sorry

AMY PIMLING ☆

REBLOGS > LIKES

So, let me guess– you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…

You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.

It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?

I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.

((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))

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Bombing kids is not self defense

Bombing kids is not self defense

Bombing kids is not self defense

Bombing kids is not self defense

Bombing kids is not self defense

Bombing kids is not self defense

Bombing kids is not self defense

Bombing kids is not self defense

SQUIRMY CONFUSION

Is the most accurate name i have ever been given

They are literally slaying so hard

I wish I had their rizz

FROWNING FRIENDS GO TO BRAZIIILLLLLL!!!

I made a YouTube channel for my edits!!!

Merry (late) Christmas yall!!!!

Here's a special Christmas gift for y'all my wonderful followers and mutuals! 🎄✨

Have an amazing Christmas and a happy new year! 🎄🎁🎋🎉

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Ok the brainrot for inside out 2 is finally getting to me, im airing out some headcanons

Anxiety loves ASMR to unwind but is scared everyone will make fun of her if they know, so she wears ear buds

Ennui and disgust are the only ones anxiety lets style her hair other than herself. Ennui because they have been close for such a long time and disgust because she knows she won't mess it up

Ennui has the must fucked up sleep schedule, you don't even KNOW

Envy collects things. Shes a chronic horder. Same with anxiety, but for different reasons

Anxiety loves weighted blankets

Joy sometimes sings in her sleep. It's mainly the tripledent gum song, which pisses everyone off.

Sadness adores sad music in different languages. She loves how poetic they sound

Disgust is the one everyone goes to when their clothes rip and such

Fear constantly tries to flirt with anxiety but either backs out at the last minute or screams his romantic words, which overwhelms anxiety

Joy adores weird als music and will do covers with her accordion if you so much as mention weird al

Anger loves excessively violent songs, he finds them calming in a way

Embarrassment has a diary where he puts his drawings and feelings about the other emotions in. There's a lot about sadness in there

Ennui LIVES for emo music. She likes listening to it with anxiety

Anxiety learned French EXCLUSIVELY for ennui and to talk about French culture, books, movies and other stuff with her

Envy has two forms, the small one when she's only slightly jealous of someone and a huge, monster-like one for when she's truly envious of someone, like to the point of wanting to destroy that person's life or be exactly like them

Disgust and fear like watching drag race together

Every emotion has variations of their outfits, and the one they normally wear is their favorite

Anger sometimes wakes up in the middle of the night to make sure everyone is asleep and everything's ok.

Sadness really enjoys writing poetry but gets shy when asked about it