What Do The Buttons Here Do

i'm gonna die anyways but with one of them i will be more satisfied

the urge to make "Student's Coffee" but instead of water i use Red Bull

Yeah I love manipulating my friends for my own gain, the gain is called "hanging out", obtained via such cruel tactics as "showing interest in stuff they like" and "being generally complimentary and charming"

engi-nearing my limit?

hey gang for some reason discord refuses to open even with the vpn on right now so i am not seeing your messages, if anything happens feel free to reach me from here

i apologise to all characters i shipped with their enemies i know how you feel now

did that! 👍

does anyone know what chapters i'm suppose to study for the blood test tomorrow?

i love this so much

nothing will ever beat the comedy of the qsmp chat bubbles:

it broke again

hey gang for some reason discord refuses to open even with the vpn on right now so i am not seeing your messages, if anything happens feel free to reach me from here

i'm being serious

the urge to make "Student's Coffee" but instead of water i use Red Bull

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

i can TECHNICALLY crochet DOOM, should i?