At Sso Live They Said That Concorde Would Be A Big Part Of Annes Recovery Process So Concorde Wouldnt

has anyone else seen the strange niche of Instagram star stable accounts that paint over their horses in screenshots to be like, their own horse. that sounds weird hold on let me go into more detail

these are rp accounts undeniably, definitely more showhorse-interested people. They paint over a horse and make a post introducing it with a formal pedigree name and who the handler is. that on its own isn’t so surprising tbh but the thing that is is that there’s accounts dedicated to selling these painted over horses to other rp accounts?? and accounts dedicated to creating tack for people to use on their painted on horse that doesn’t exist in the game??

like… as an artist I’m incredibly impressed, and I can see the lure to it, but it’s just… I do not understand the drive to put so much effort into something that is not even in the game. Rp communities be like that I guess. It’s really interesting to look at tbh

the old pictures are a little purple tinted because i took them in the secret druid circle but. boys comparison

so idk how often im gonna post on here since my motivation to play this game fluctuates a lot but im knee deep in the shit now so….

i need blogs to follow! reblog this post if ur also a loser & love this stupid game

Is this…

Is this too soon?

Star Stable Online as Vines

Tried to make it clean because sso is after all a game for younger audiences. I don't own star stable online, its characters or any of the videos used in thi...

Ay. New video. Please watch it’s kinda funny and also premier crashed about 4 times during the making of it so at least look out of pity 

HAVE YOU BEEN INJURED IN A HORSE RACE? 

FALLEN OFF THE CLIFF AT THE OBSERVATORY? 

ASKED TO PERFORM CONSTRUCTION BEYOND YOUR SKILL LEVEL IN VINEYARD BASEMENTS?

REFUSED PASSAGE ON A BRIDGE UNTIL YOU WERE FORCED TO FIX IT?

HAVE YOU BEEN HARASSED BY AN INN OWNER? 

FORCED TO TAKE PART IN EQUINE THEFT? 

CONNED INTO SAILING A QUESTIONABLE BOAT IN AN AREA THAT HAS WRECKED EVERY VESSEL E’ER TO SAIL IT? 

ASKED TO CATCH A THIEF YOURSELF RATHER THAN CALLING THE AUTHORITIES ONLY TO BE KNOCKED UNCONSCIOUS AND LEFT FOR DEAD?

MANIPULATED INTO MENIAL TASKS AND ONLY GIVEN PALTRY ARTICLES OF CLOTHING AS PAYMENT? 

and mostly…

BEEN THE VICTIM OF JORVIKS LAX AND OUTDATED CHILD LABOR LAWS?

Well I’m Mr. Kembell and I’m here to FIGHT! FOR! YOU! 

At KEMBELL LEGAL we won’t rest until we’ve sued the pants off of every person in Jorvick your adversaries- literally, we’ll take their pants (and everything else!) Jorvik is a dangerous dangerous place for young ladies whose parents have the income to send their little brats to horsey camp for a whoooole summer, and we at KEMBELL LEGAL will make sure to bankrupt keep the citizens of Jorvik in check. No case is too big, no FEE is too big- anything for your little princess right? If you don’t win- you don’t pay (legal fees and mandatory consultations not included) !

Call us NOW at ate-ate-ate tree-hive-tree-for-fix-for-ate! 

4 and 6!!

4. Astrid’s soul steed is named Ashshadow, and he is a Jorvik Warmblood. Ashshadow has 1 unique marking, which is on the left side of his neck, hidden under his mane. It is a very small white swirl.

6. Astrid’s favorite horse rotates based on the horse’s behavior and how far along she is in training it. Her all time favorites however, are her Lusitano Stormblaze, because she introduced Astrid to the world of dressage, and Ashshadow, because he was her first horse.

thank you!!!

My therapist: Jorvik long cow isn't real and he can't hurt you

Jorvik long cow:

when you pass a horse trailer on the road but it’s empty

star stable emo?