Some SSO Asks!

hey pal, take it easy! you're scrolling with way too much intensity. look at this horse

HAVE YOU BEEN INJURED IN A HORSE RACE? 

FALLEN OFF THE CLIFF AT THE OBSERVATORY? 

ASKED TO PERFORM CONSTRUCTION BEYOND YOUR SKILL LEVEL IN VINEYARD BASEMENTS?

REFUSED PASSAGE ON A BRIDGE UNTIL YOU WERE FORCED TO FIX IT?

HAVE YOU BEEN HARASSED BY AN INN OWNER? 

FORCED TO TAKE PART IN EQUINE THEFT? 

CONNED INTO SAILING A QUESTIONABLE BOAT IN AN AREA THAT HAS WRECKED EVERY VESSEL E’ER TO SAIL IT? 

ASKED TO CATCH A THIEF YOURSELF RATHER THAN CALLING THE AUTHORITIES ONLY TO BE KNOCKED UNCONSCIOUS AND LEFT FOR DEAD?

MANIPULATED INTO MENIAL TASKS AND ONLY GIVEN PALTRY ARTICLES OF CLOTHING AS PAYMENT? 

and mostly…

BEEN THE VICTIM OF JORVIKS LAX AND OUTDATED CHILD LABOR LAWS?

Well I’m Mr. Kembell and I’m here to FIGHT! FOR! YOU! 

At KEMBELL LEGAL we won’t rest until we’ve sued the pants off of every person in Jorvick your adversaries- literally, we’ll take their pants (and everything else!) Jorvik is a dangerous dangerous place for young ladies whose parents have the income to send their little brats to horsey camp for a whoooole summer, and we at KEMBELL LEGAL will make sure to bankrupt keep the citizens of Jorvik in check. No case is too big, no FEE is too big- anything for your little princess right? If you don’t win- you don’t pay (legal fees and mandatory consultations not included) !

Call us NOW at ate-ate-ate tree-hive-tree-for-fix-for-ate! 

pandorian days

headcanon that Aideen is really good at dancing and can/will fight you on it

if tumblr tells me to turn off my ad-blocker once more time i will simply install more idc

hECK YEA HERE WE GO

did u kno: ur icon is actually you in 20 years

4 and 6!!

4. Astrid’s soul steed is named Ashshadow, and he is a Jorvik Warmblood. Ashshadow has 1 unique marking, which is on the left side of his neck, hidden under his mane. It is a very small white swirl.

6. Astrid’s favorite horse rotates based on the horse’s behavior and how far along she is in training it. Her all time favorites however, are her Lusitano Stormblaze, because she introduced Astrid to the world of dressage, and Ashshadow, because he was her first horse.

thank you!!!

Relevant Fashion Week Screenshots

Spoilers under cut

Based on this, I feel like we’ll rescue Anne soonish. Darko stop you know exactly where Anne is   

Jankee Candle has anyone made the joke yet? Time to make the joke if no one else has. 

Please I want to see all the Jankee Candle Jorvik scents of badly (or not so badly) edited candles. I want to see Horse Lasagna. I want to see Glue Man. I want to see Biting People (for REAL Horsegirls only!). There HAS to be some Yankee Candle template out there for fake Yankee Candle scents on the internet it has to exist

(what stage of grief is this?)