Sso-astridwestborn - Astrid Westborn

HAVE YOU BEEN INJURED IN A HORSE RACE? 

FALLEN OFF THE CLIFF AT THE OBSERVATORY? 

ASKED TO PERFORM CONSTRUCTION BEYOND YOUR SKILL LEVEL IN VINEYARD BASEMENTS?

REFUSED PASSAGE ON A BRIDGE UNTIL YOU WERE FORCED TO FIX IT?

HAVE YOU BEEN HARASSED BY AN INN OWNER? 

FORCED TO TAKE PART IN EQUINE THEFT? 

CONNED INTO SAILING A QUESTIONABLE BOAT IN AN AREA THAT HAS WRECKED EVERY VESSEL E’ER TO SAIL IT? 

ASKED TO CATCH A THIEF YOURSELF RATHER THAN CALLING THE AUTHORITIES ONLY TO BE KNOCKED UNCONSCIOUS AND LEFT FOR DEAD?

MANIPULATED INTO MENIAL TASKS AND ONLY GIVEN PALTRY ARTICLES OF CLOTHING AS PAYMENT? 

and mostly…

BEEN THE VICTIM OF JORVIKS LAX AND OUTDATED CHILD LABOR LAWS?

Well I’m Mr. Kembell and I’m here to FIGHT! FOR! YOU! 

At KEMBELL LEGAL we won’t rest until we’ve sued the pants off of every person in Jorvick your adversaries- literally, we’ll take their pants (and everything else!) Jorvik is a dangerous dangerous place for young ladies whose parents have the income to send their little brats to horsey camp for a whoooole summer, and we at KEMBELL LEGAL will make sure to bankrupt keep the citizens of Jorvik in check. No case is too big, no FEE is too big- anything for your little princess right? If you don’t win- you don’t pay (legal fees and mandatory consultations not included) !

Call us NOW at ate-ate-ate tree-hive-tree-for-fix-for-ate! 

Since im so insecure and a paranoid lil bitch, can any sso blog who supports trans ppl like/reblog this? i want to know that y’all are ok with my saltyass existence thanks

Deep in my heart I always knew these two were bros

sso players: *has made up an oc with a backstory and characteristics and relations and depth*

me: it me on a horse

HI GUYS

sso bans all of ssoblr from joining the beta because we said h*rsegirl too many times

um... it's kinda messed up that you can name your horse a slur :\

hiking to rainbow, sunset, and stars

hiking for rainbow, sunsets and stars

Journal

Spoilers ahead for update 1/23

minus Alex and Tin-Can because they won’t appear for me