Sso-astridwestborn - Astrid Westborn

I found these in the files

Two bros chillin' in the hot tub, five feet apart cuz they're respectfully discussing setting up a new oil rig at your place

hECK YEA HERE WE GO

pandorian days

HAVE YOU BEEN INJURED IN A HORSE RACE? 

FALLEN OFF THE CLIFF AT THE OBSERVATORY? 

ASKED TO PERFORM CONSTRUCTION BEYOND YOUR SKILL LEVEL IN VINEYARD BASEMENTS?

REFUSED PASSAGE ON A BRIDGE UNTIL YOU WERE FORCED TO FIX IT?

HAVE YOU BEEN HARASSED BY AN INN OWNER? 

FORCED TO TAKE PART IN EQUINE THEFT? 

CONNED INTO SAILING A QUESTIONABLE BOAT IN AN AREA THAT HAS WRECKED EVERY VESSEL E’ER TO SAIL IT? 

ASKED TO CATCH A THIEF YOURSELF RATHER THAN CALLING THE AUTHORITIES ONLY TO BE KNOCKED UNCONSCIOUS AND LEFT FOR DEAD?

MANIPULATED INTO MENIAL TASKS AND ONLY GIVEN PALTRY ARTICLES OF CLOTHING AS PAYMENT? 

and mostly…

BEEN THE VICTIM OF JORVIKS LAX AND OUTDATED CHILD LABOR LAWS?

Well I’m Mr. Kembell and I’m here to FIGHT! FOR! YOU! 

At KEMBELL LEGAL we won’t rest until we’ve sued the pants off of every person in Jorvick your adversaries- literally, we’ll take their pants (and everything else!) Jorvik is a dangerous dangerous place for young ladies whose parents have the income to send their little brats to horsey camp for a whoooole summer, and we at KEMBELL LEGAL will make sure to bankrupt keep the citizens of Jorvik in check. No case is too big, no FEE is too big- anything for your little princess right? If you don’t win- you don’t pay (legal fees and mandatory consultations not included) !

Call us NOW at ate-ate-ate tree-hive-tree-for-fix-for-ate! 

(late)spoiler for fashion week under cut

SSO blog Masterpost

Hello!

We’ve had another big wave of new sso blogs, as well as a few people messaging me and asking to be removed from the old SSO blog Masterpost, so I figured we should redo it completely to clear out any outdated blogs and blogs that might not want to be on it anymore.

Reblog this post and I will add your name to a masterpost of all ssoblr blogs that can be linked to new members asking about who to follow, as well as act as a reference for older members to look through and find new blogs they might not have seen yet :)

Oh, LORE????