"But Alfreeed. I'm Trying To Look Cool In My Sunglasses ☹"

We made you a warrior. You made yourself a hero.

Happy birthday Cassandra Cain!

when you are forced to listen to your classmate at lunch read their 300k word batman smut fanfic and know you have to go home and look ur dad in the eye

greetings, crowbarman

Caption: "I miss you so much, I feel like I'll never move on"

Jason: [comments] "I TOLD YOU I HAD WORK"

Bruce posting a photo of Jason on Instagram on every anniversary of this death with a sad caption

Photo of 12-year-old Jason holding a caterpillar

Caption: “I still haven’t come to terms with losing you… you deserved the world, Jaylad”

Photo of 14-year-old Jason at his birthday party. He’s mid laugh while his candles are burning

Caption: “you’re smile easily lit up the room. You’ve been through so much so young, Jay… but you were full of hope and happiness”

Photo of 14-year-old Jason silently reading next to a fireplace

Caption: “I still can’t go into your room, I still can’t read any of your books. Everyone is still the same the as you left it. You clothes are still in the laundry basket”

Photo of 15-year-old Jason playing a guitar, a smirk on his face

Caption: “it still hurts”

I know this is off topic but the cup!

Also I love this whole conversation and I need more

Yea I like truth serum Bruce Wayne but what I really want is truth serum Bruce Wayne that makes him say the first thing he thinks. No filter. Meaning he’s either just roasting the hell out of himself the whole time or being genuine

Bruce: [sips his too hot coffee] “try waiting a minute you fucking moron”

Bruce: [nearly drops phone] “almost ten years of ninja training and you can’t even tell”

Bruce: [eating his breakfast]

Tim: “hey Bruce, still having side effects?”

Bruce: [looks up] “they’re only side effects if I squint, otherwises I just seem sarcastic and cynical”

Dick: [takes a selfie with Bruce] “what do you think?”

Bruce: “we look like shit”

Dick: “yea, we do look like shit” [deletes photo]

Bruce: [steps in water wearing socks] “I hate being alive, it’s not worth it anymore if this is the trial I have to face”

Alfred: “just take off your socks”

Bruce: “I’ll take you off my will”

Damian: “I wished you leave me alone”

Bruce: “and I wish I knew how to communicate with you properly”

Damian: “yea, because I’m so difficult”

Bruce: “because I love you and I want to be the father you deserve”

Jason: “I fucking hate you!”

Bruce: “same. Wanna make a club?”

Jason: “… wait can we?”

Bruce: “see Jason’s got more self control than me, because if I killed somebody then I’d just kill everybody. Equality, am I right?”

Bruce: “god, I’d wish you’d kids stop stressing me out”

Tim: “well sorry we can’t be perfect”

Bruce: “who said you aren’t perfect? I love all of you so much I feel like I can’t breath sometimes”

Clark: [wearing a new dress shirt]

Bruce: “you could get it”

Clark: “what?”

Bruce: “I said what I said”

anger issues run in the family ig

Peter: *creating something in a lab*

Shuri: Bye Brother *walks in*

Peter: *stops*

Shuri: *stops*

Shuri: You have your own lab??

Peter: You have a family??

"Tell him to get in line"

Bruce fall in love

Honestly we really need more Bruce and Zatanna being childhood friends fics