"Tell Him To Get In Line"

by dan more & tamra bonvillain

Tim: I want to tell Bruce that I'm queer but I just don't know how he'll handle it. How could he possibly understand?

Dick: *Having war flashbacks of a childhood spent dealing with Bruce sulking because he misses Khoa, grieving over Harvey, and breaking up with Clark every other month*

Dick: I think you're good, kid.

Peter: *creating something in a lab*

Shuri: Bye Brother *walks in*

Peter: *stops*

Shuri: *stops*

Shuri: You have your own lab??

Peter: You have a family??

honestly bruce wayne putting on those black sunglasses while being inside his gothic manor was peak cinema

is it just my " Bruce loves Alfred so much and just wants to be like him" brain playing tricks on my ears, or did Battinson have a slight british accent in the movie at times??

I like to believe he tried to imitate Alfred so much when he was little.

The dark hair and doe eyes, permanently sad but alluring and mysterious, he had from Martha. He has Thomas' roman mouth, elegant bow in the middle.

They both smile with their whole teeth first, moon glow bright, Thomas with a grin made for vintage magazines of American gentlemen with lips puckered around a cigar, and Bruce with Martha’s pointy canines.

He's their baby through and through.

But he wants to be Alfred's baby, too.

Alfred comes to pick Bruce up from kindergarten one day. He notices something unusual. His little sir socializing willingly.

Bruce approaching his newest friend, Oliver Queen, timidly, but eager, " I can talk funny like my papa. Listen,"

He does the worst British accent Alfred's ever heard, and he had to stand through Thomas' Queen Elizabeth impersonations. Bruce comes over to him and asks him why he's crying.

Last post about this run I swear + three panels of Bruce that I think about way too often

Loml

He should shatter his spinal cord

As a treat :)

jason todd should get to shoot the joker.

as a treat.

Jason should be able to bend all of the jokers joints (yes ALL of them) backwards

As a treat 😌

diana totally moms out on teen bruce every chance she gets and whenever he does something especially risky during a fight she spends at least three hours fussing over him and lecturing him

Batman’s greatest nemesis:

Joker

Riddler

Penguin

Margie

young bruce wayne has the same energy as natasha romanoff but especially when she makes pop culture references in her jokes and then awkwardly explains it bc he does that with gen-z and the justice league