Tim Drake’s Snapchat Is 90% Him Making Bruce Wayne Do Normal Middle-class American Things And Filming

I’m forever in favor of him needing glasses

they ran into each other

i drew this and it looks adorable ngl

THEY’RE INSANE FOR THIS

Steph: I'm ten times funnier and sexier than you

Tim: 10 times 0 is still 0 though

Steph: Jokes on you, I can't do math

Why go to therapy when you have this masterpiece?

Bruce you should know better by now !

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based on this post by @wayne-core !!

Bruce got Zatanna to enchant more than just the cape. She enchanted three pockets of the utility belt too. All three are infinite, one keeps things cold, one just keeps things dry, the other keeps things warm.

He keeps juice boxes, apple slices, string cheese, and sandwiches in the cold pouch, trail mix, granola bars, protein bars, fruit snacks, chips, cookies, and canned goods in the regular pouch, and when he's about to serve one of the cans, he puts it in the warm pouch for a little while first so it's a lot more pleasant to eat. He also keeps blankets and clothes in the warm pouch which is great for missions in cold places.

He tries to keep enough food and water on him at all times for himself, all of his kids, and at least 3 other people for two or three days. It's good for mid patrol snacks, but more importantly, if they get stranded they have a supply of food ready to eat so they can focus on shelter and rescue instead of hunting and gathering. The longer he can avoid having to harm an animal in front of Damian the better. If they need the protein, he will, but... Best to avoid that situation altogether is his point.

He doesn't let anything go to waste either, he regularly hands the food out to the street kids around the city before anything can spoil (along with the warmed blankets and some clean clothes). Occasionally he leaves a few sandwiches, clean water and some cookies for Croc and Grundy and gives a juice box and some fruit snacks to Harley if she's having a bad night, the sugar eases her temper a bit. If Eddie's a little put out by how quickly a riddle was solved, he gets some apple slices, they seem to cheer him up.

Damian: *pointing to each of the batboys except dick* I hate you! And you! And you!

Tim: Hey! You missed dick?

Damian: No I didn't

Dick: No he didn't

When you're so bored of school you make this