Latest Posts by stabbing-stars - Page 6
wait is wilbus soot a mcyt or artist? Im confused
he’s a minecraft streamer, but he also plays the washboard for a folk band called the smeeglewomps. check ‘em out if you’ve got the time.
i thought this would be funny
favorite and most relatable posts from my queen bugeater1101
shout out to the literal fan fiction happening a few blocks from my apartment. there has been this halal meat market on the corner for like 19 years that the owner’s son just inherited and directly across the street this woman opened a kosher grocery store and since day one they’ve had this very friendly fake rivalry, playing it up for the customers, it’s always been super goofy and light hearted. so turns out last night she proposed in the middle of the afternoon rush in the meat market and he said YES and she’s moving her store to the adjacent empty storefront on the left so they can have a JOINT GROCERY STORE it is so fucking cute I wish them the happiest marriage ever
Said I'd understand when I'm older Said I'd understand the things they do
happy birthday to the guy ever yt link
please spare some awesamdad and his son quackity ueuueueuueueue
[ ... i have a dream, a song to sing to help me cope, with anything ... ]
tommy’s apartment concerns have gone from -> accidentally doxxing himself -> his landlord not letting him shout -> asbestos -> fire drills -> There is a doll sitting on Tommy’s bed. His name is Uncle Nasty. He is a most definitely possessed doll that Tommy received from an old woman who approached him on the beach because he looked lonely. Tommy had to exchange a lock of hair to obtain Uncle Nasty. He does not know the name of the woman he gave his hair to. The lights in his apartment are flickering. He does not know why they are flickering. Uncle Nasty moved on the bed. No he didn’t. Badboyhalo is here now.
having a husband: epic
having a husband that "cooks" like a 1950s housewife with unlimited access to jello packets and also a face that makes you feel bad for turning down anything he offers you: not epic
thanks to this workplace harassment training video my coworkers and I now say this to each other on a near-daily basis
— you’ve got ranmail !
Ranboo was in Ted’s Instagram story!
don't know what to say about this one king!! get some help!!
tumblr cinematic universe the final movie is a team-up between glup shitto, scrunglo and blorbo. they take the eeby deeby elevator to rescue the plinko horse from superhell.
my sense of humor: getting birthday cards with the wildly incorrect age on it for people
absolutely obsessed with this chat interaction
Syndicate training session
i need them to interact please
to anyone who missed it:
blorbo - a favourite character
glup shitto - star wars names are fucking nonesense
eeby deeby - youre going to hell
plinko horse - a horse that was stuck in a plinko board
scrimblo bimblo - super smash bro fans can be very angry when characters aren't in a game
c!tubbo calling c!aimsey a little angel of death, I am on the floor
i would like to spend the rest of my time loving things. so i will.
anything i could ever write is not even half as funny as this calvin and hobbes strip
