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Hi! Could you do Tubbo's cat, Rocky? :D I really like his cat

absolutely, Rocky my beloved! what a nice little gentleman. photos are from past posts, but remixed into a nice compilation ❤️

compilation

but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol

im sobbing karl was trying to make himself choke on redbull and flipped backwards over his chair and knocked down his greenscreen

me: :((

spring: 🌼 ° 🌱 ۫ ☁️ ⊹ 🌷 🕊 * ִ ۫ 🐝 . ° 🌾 * 🌞 ⊹ ❀ 🍃 .🌿 * . 🌻 ° . 𖧷 ࣪ ᳝ ࣪ 🦋. * . ⊹ 🐛 •. * 🐞° ❁ ࣪ ᳝ ࣪ 🍃 .🌈 * . 🐌. * 🌳 ꕥ ᳝🐿️ 🍄 ⊹ 🌱 ࣪ ᳝ ࣪ 🧚🏻‍♀️ • 💐 * . ✿ ° 🌷 * . 🌲

me: :))

to introduce new members of the SMP to its history they should hold a giant play. tubbo plays tommy. tommy plays tubbo. the result is that both of them are heavily flanderized. micheal_beloved is cast as the discs. ranboo plays himself AND technoblade. they try to get fundy to play niki’s pet fox, but when he adamantly refuses he gets cast as a potted plant instead. punz plays philza. purpled plays dream but he refuses to change his hoodie so they just stick a sign saying ‘green’ to it. jack is on stage crew, and lights keep coincidentally nearly falling on tommy’s head. captain puffy plays herself as well as every member of the eggpire, using intense determination and the power of quick costume changes. technoblade plays jack, and he does it well enough that jack has an identity crisis halfway through. somehow skeppy has a solo despite not being cast in the play. eret is the director

— you’ve got ranmail !

DinkDonk DREAM SMP TOMORROW THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!

Don't worry if your life is in chaos, you are like the universe itself and its law of entropy. もの久保 on Pivix

As soon as Ranboo logs onto the Dream SMP we need people waiting with a glass cup to trap him there so he can’t leave again

2020 ranboo would collapse on the spot. evaporate even. if he watched a 2022 ranboo stream i think.

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTdfVpvmg/ c!tommy post i thought you’d appreciate

this is so cute.. made me giggle

things to look forward to on the dream smp

- wilbur has been starting to empathize with tommy, soon hes gonna realize how fucked up dream is!!

- sam promised us that Big Events are planned. not just "soon" but soon.

- tales is back!! we got an in depth look at how time travel and the dream smp itself functions on a quantum scale!!

- WE GOT GEORGE LORE IN THE LAST TALES!!! AND GEORGE AND TUBBO CONTENT!!!!!!!!!

- slimecicle lore is getting SO in depth, even throughout tales! on the present timeline he may be dead, but that doesnt mean we wont see more of "him"

- tubbo has his son back and his husband is a ghost!! ranboo would have to be an idiot to not get involved in this lore he would have so much fun

- THE EGG HAS RETURNED AND IS RAPIDLY APPROACHING FOOLISH

- aimsey and cpk just got added!! will they remember tubbo? will tubbo remember them?

- the fall or the success of misfits gaming is rapidly approaching. which will they choose? how will it affect the dream smp? when will nathan smoke get added to the dream smp? (half joke connotation)

- badboyhalo said a while back that he intentionally lied about inviting sapnap to the red banquet and now sapnap understands what tommy is going through. i wonder how this will play out with all thats been happening...

- wilbur heard something in kristin's forest next to phils house!! and after kristin's little dream smp vacation im especially curious to see how she continues to get involved

i've had this account for over a year and this is my first actual post. woah :O

i don't know how to get mutuals

How to Write Dialogue for (most) Dream SMP Characters

A few months ago, I remembered seeing a lot of posts giving advice on how to write dialogue for DSMP Characters. And while those posts contained numerous helpful pointers, overall, they fall just short of capturing what it means to write in a character’s Voice.

Unique character Voices, while tricky to get right, are usually achieved by giving each character a distinct set of words to say, in a manner that distinguishes them from the rest of the cast. 

With this in mind, I’ve spent the past few days combing through almost Thirty Hours of VOD footage to collect nearly all of the unique words, phrases, and speaking habits of every major and minor character on the Dream SMP (involved in 2+ story arcs.)

Before Reading:

Sentence-Starters are single words or phrases which begin a sentence. (ie. “Y’know, maybe you should try something different.”) 

Sentence Paddings are reoccurring words added to the middle of sentences. (ie. “It’s like he just can’t cry.”) 

Sentence Endings are single words or phrases which end a sentence. (ie. “There’s no need to fight, I hope.”)

All three of these types can be combined with one another to create more natural-sounding sentences. For instance, if a character has the two Sentence-Starters “Okay” and “So,” they can be used like this; “Okay, so, I’m a bit worried.”

(Note: When certain traits or phrases aren’t obvious with how they should be applied to dialogue, an (ie.) will be added below to illustrate them.)

Wilbur

General Traits:

Repeats himself for emphasis. Sometimes these repetitions will add additional information. More often, this repetition is focused around a specific word with the circumstance of the sentence being changed each time.

ie. “I’m living in an eternal limbo again. I’ve been through limbo, I’m out of limbo, and socially, I’m still in this limbo.”

Highly eloquent in language, bordering on poetic.

Highly introspective; significantly less so after Eret’s betrayal and onward.

Occasionally makes literary analogies and references, sometimes breaking the Fourth Wall to do so.

Curses semi-frequently. Wilbur is the only known character to use the word “cunt,” although rare.

Common Go-To Swears - Fuck, Shit, Prick, Bastard, Hell, Ass (Including all variations and combinations.)

Tends to hum when he thinks to himself.

Stutters most often when offended, shocked, or surprised.

Generally addresses characters semi-formally, often by title or role.

Often slips into long-form monologues when self-reflecting.

Usually defaults to being the head of a conversation; introducing, managing, and elaborating on topics throughout, especially when speaking to three or more people.

Circumstantial Phrases:

You and I, we’re ━ (To connect positively with someone.)

ie. “You and I, we’re used to seeing the good in people.”

I wanna pick your brain / Can I pick your brain? (To ask about someone else.)

Don’t say that, I’ll cry (Affectionate banter, only to Tommy.)

I’m afraid ━ (When hopeless or delivering bad news.)

ie. “I’m afraid there’s no getting out of this now.”

There’s no reason to ━ / There’s no reason for ━ / There’s no need for ━  (When being threatened or breaking up a fight.)

ie. “There’s no need for violence, gentlemen.”

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TINA IS IN THE UK!!!!!!!!

everyone shut up this is the cutest thing ive ever seen

You can only reblog this today.

tumblr tuesday: today, we celebrate every woman...

…whatever powers she may possess (@fionacreates):

…who feels things just as she should (@papaartistakabettyrose):

…whether she be the rescuer or the rescued (@vetyr):

…whatever journey she may be on (@jeniferprince):

…however many underestimate her (@refrigerator-art​):

…however she comes to be herself (@thetranspositivitycafe​):

…with or without a cape (@asknicorobean​):

…whether she be a goddess of the waning moon (@painted-maypole​):

…or a goddess of the waning year (@samticore​):

…who cares for her family, whatever shape that takes (@druidart​):

…who dreams (@strijkdesign​):

Have a good, safe International Women’s Day. You deserve it all.

An earlier version of this post included an additional illustration. After we were informed the art was misgendered, we removed it. We sincerely apologize to the artist and entire community for our error. Thank you for calling this to our attention.

SNF MEETUP REAL NOT FAKE LIKE SERIOUSLY GENSRS REAL NOT FAKE

That scene of cJack telling cQuackity that cTommy didn’t make it while they stand in the rain OHHHHH MY GODDDD can we please take a moment to appreciate that once again 

a silence fell across the room.

greatest dsmp phenomenon is c!wilbur becoming 50 times more homosexual after being in the equivalent of a sensory deprivation tank for 13 years

It’s small, it’s messy, but it’s home.

i’ve watched this like 8 times in a row

I wasn't expecting you at all

that scene where ghostboo gives tubbo the pink tulip :]

[ID: Two page comic that illustrates the scene mentioned in the caption. Ghostboo has a black and white cloth over his head and a torn open suit jacket which shows the scar on his chest. Tubbo is a goat hybrid, and he is wearing a thick winter jacket with pink flowers on it. He has a golden ring on one of his horns; Ghostboo has a golden ring on his right ring finger. The sequence of the comic goes: Tubbo approaches Ghostboo from behind, saying, “Ranboo?” Ghostboo turns around and nervously says, “Oh, uh– Tubbo! Hi!” We see Ghostboo looks worried or afraid, and is interrupted by Techno, who says, “Ranboo, you’re– you’re here!” The conversation continues in the background, but Ghostboo is distracted, and he turns to pick up a pink tulip and quietly give it to Tubbo.

Around the comic panels, there look to be pieces of paper of two kinds - cut out scraps, or larger paragraphs. The cut-out scraps all read the following:

APPENDIX 1. Additional thoughts. 1. On the subject 1.1. You’re dead. You are living a kind of undeath. 1.2. We must make the distinction: you are not the thing that died. That is to say, you are not the same. The thing that died lives in your hindbrain. In your trachea. 1.3. The soul remains. 2. On grief 2.1 He doesn’t know how to feel about you. He is mourning. How do you mourn this? 2.2 He doesn’t love you. You are a haunting. 3. On life after death 3.1. The soul remains. You still love him.

The bigger paragraphs are excerpts from the paper Complicated Grief Treatment by M Catherine Shear, MD. Highlighted are the phrases “we develop an intuitive, implicit knowledge of our loved ones as well” and “continued expectation that the loved one will return.” End ID.]

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