Starboardharpy - .°:•* Mako :°.*•

awow. awow. awow. Awow. awowAwowawowAwow awow awow awow. bup bup bupbup bup bup bup bup bup. if you even care

hold on sorry you're telling me the name of the boat was "the terror"?? i always assumed that was a retroactive name! did they WANT things to go horrifically awry???

obsessed with the implication that nominative determinism could have saved them

PLEASE ON MY LIFE CAN YOU PLEASE MAKE MORE THE BLACK PHONE ART PLEASE

Oh, haggard child. You may be out, but in your head, you're still there.

Sorry for the wait, Anon 😭

Yikes 🫂 But uhh... :) I don't know what I'm doing, so there's that 👍

Honk Honk! Clown Noises!!

I know who you are, you clown, you jester!! 🫵

(Lmao hey, bestie✨️)

Saw a Eurasian hoopoe during a drive :>

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

AITA for building a giant wooden horse, consequently bringing about the fall of a nation?

The horse has already been built, so I'm just looking for a second opinion. I (35m) have been at war for 10 years now. Our greatest soldier is dead. Our commander wants to go home. I want to go home. The enemy would also want to go home but they're already home so really I envy them, even if we did kind of kill their greatest soldier too. Technically, we're also taking their home so maybe I don't envy them. As I'm typing this inside the horse, they're bringing us into the city gates,

"Aro/Ace person gets given a love potion" story but instead of them being immune or whatever, it DOES work, and they realize IMMEDIATELY that they've been fed a love potion because this feeling is so wrong and foreign but everyone keeps laughing off the idea of it being a love potion because "they were probably just a late bloomer" or "no, you just finally found the right person!" and it's just a horror story about how no one believes them even though they know, they KNOW this isn't right and they can't stand it.

To the folks who've come from the fic, hello hellooo and welcome! :D

And to those who haven't, hello still :3

CW: art contains blood and injury/gore (stab wounds)

Our boy is going through it 😔 (but when does he not)

IM LOSING MY MIND?? WHERE DID THE BREAD COME FROM. WHY IS IT SIDEWAYS. WHAT IS HAPPENING