Hey !

tumblr is such a different animal than other social media platforms for so many reasons obviously but one thing i really find funny about it is how on other sites if i see something that doesn't interest me i don't follow or don't like the post. but on here if someone i follow starts posting exclusively about something really niche that i have no interest in my reaction is never to unfollow. its just part of the natural environment. like oh mutual is now really into pro wrestling? ok i guess ill be seeing these guys around now

OMG?? OMG HOLY JHCSKCHS 🧡🧡🧡🧡✨️✨️✨️ :D :D :D :D

Decided to draw (then redraw) my Detentionaire oc/sona because of orngbananaa's post reminding me he existed

There's more I wanna say, but my brain's fried and I need to sleep jgfhicihckh

His Cuban shirt has a pattern, but I did not want to draw that 🫠

Edit: was going to sleep and then noticed I somehow fucked up his hair colour in the side drawings??? Can't really change it since 🧍‍♂️ <- merges layers

I have my hands clasped together in prayer, dude @bilan-igg

I am currently imagining them happy for my own sanity CJGSCJGW

Suddenly remembered this while laying in bed, where someone across the room said "Hey, queer" and I turned to look at them like a dog whose name was called by its owner, and I just 🧍‍♂️ when I realised they weren't even talking to me, anyways

awow. awow. awow. Awow. awowAwowawowAwow awow awow awow. bup bup bupbup bup bup bup bup bup. if you even care

Favourite things to say before doing something incredibly stupid:

Hey everybody watch this

I'm God's favourite

I'm always right and I'm never gonna die

(Person nearby) gets my crap if I beef it

I'm way too sexy to fuck this up

It's okay I've done this a hundred times

This is gonna to be on purpose

Hello you're watching Jackass

Check out this cool magic trick

If I die I want you to tell people it looked really cool

Wanna see a trick I learned in prison

It's okay, I saw this on TikTok

This is only illegal in Massetchuschessetts

My dad used to do this all the time before the divorce

If you're a cop you have to tell me or it's entrapment*

I'm doing this as a prank

Could a mentally ill person do THIS

Out of two thousand possible futures this is the only way we live

I have to. (Stupid thing I'm doing) killed my mom

The government doesn't want you to know this is even an option

I'm about to become so powerful you have no idea

Costume. Chitons.

just got too used to it, after a while.