Whenever My Aunt Springs Her Insane Superstitious/religious Cures On Me I Specifically Remember When

you still fw deteionaire? (srry for shit spelling)

Hell yeah :> recently rediscovered it when an Out Of Context video popped up in my YT recommendations, and went "hey, I remember this!!" And now it's been stuck in my head for the past couple of weeks JVHSCHK

I don’t think bro realizes his classmate and desk seat buddy is a retired glamazon 😭 but that’s ok because they’re having fun chatting 💖💕💖💕💖 it was supposed to be a doodle until I decided to go all out on drawing it kdjdhdbegsjshdd talking with Michelle so true <3

Mako belongs to @starboardharpy eheheehehee 💕💕💕 I had fun coloring him teehee

I think you'd like this :> @feelo-fick

Since it's Independence Day here (12 June), let me tell you about the closest our country's gotten to a real-life Sherlock Holmes. Who also wrote our fave classic lit gay ship. Who also might be Hitler's secret dad (?!?!?!?!)

Dr. Jose Rizal

Mainly, he was a genius, reformist, and author of two revolutionary novels: Noli Me Tangere (Touch Me Not) and its sequel, El Filibusterismo (The Filibuster). His novels inspired the Filipinos to fight against our Spanish colonizers.

Similiarities:

He was a fucking genius in all fields. If he wanted to be a detective instead of a freedom fighter he could have.

HE KNEW 13 FUCKING LANGUAGES. THIRTEEN.

A doctor that specialized in ophthalmology. He finished his licensure exam before 18, but he couldn't get his license until he was an adult

Also a boxer! Also good at martial arts! Also a swordsman!

Also a scientist! This dude got exiled because of his treasonous writings, and guess what he did in exile? He fucked off and discovered three new species of animals

He lived in the same year range as Holmes, around 1860s to 1890s! Only he was executed at 35 y/o.

We have tons of theories about him. There's a conspiracy theory that he's Hitler's father because he was in Germany at the time of his birth.

Another is he's queer or bi because he wrote very intimate letters to his friend, Blumentritt, who he only met irl once (!) We also have a street named after his pen pal bf

Another argument is he wrote our first bury your gays trope with Elias x Ibarra (Elibarra), who have fanfic on AO3 as well.

In book 1, the MC, Ibarra, gets his ass saved again and again by a stranger, Elias, who wants to persuade him to help reform the country. To do so they meet up secretly, a lot. Mostly intimate boat rides. However Elias finds out that his tragic backstory (entire family died due to oppression) was caused by Ibarra's family! He nearly kills Ibarra. But he still forgives him. He breaks him out of prison, but Ibarra makes a stopover to say goodbye to his gf. So they get caught and Elias sacrifices his life for him.

Other fun facts:

We have a cult that worships him as their deity

He's really fucking tiny at 4' 11" or 1.5 m

By law everyone has to learn about him in school and read his two books. We spend two years of high school for his life and books, and then in college we study about him again

Wanna learn history and ship tragic gays? Both books in English translation can be found at gutenberg.org under the titles: The Social Cancer and The Reign of Greed.

Beyblade heavyweight division

Hey so remember that joke animatic I talked about a couple days ago but had no intention of ever making?? But it got stuck in my brain, so I had to draw smth quickly so it'll leave my brain alone for a sec, but the urge to make the animatic grew stronger??? Yeah

Quickly sketched smth, then my brain was like "add more" and here we are

what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why

"the early 2010s were better" no they weren't. "hey soul sister" was on the radio.

Suddenly remembered that one time a 19 year old NASA intern (I think??) discovered a new planet and thought "modern au Finney Blake" but unlike that guy, Finney wouldn't name it something lame

Another one 🕺

Drew this around the same time as Hermes doing the Sonic pose iirc