Quick Drawing I Did Because Ness Would One Thousand Percent (1000%!!) Give Mike Random Forehead Kisses,

i tried searching up DreamTheory after there was only two Securitywaiter videos (WHICH, OH MY GOD, I AM IN LOVE) and found this... guys its canon, CANON. SECURITYWAITER, CANON.

There's a new break in the Freddy's case? Oh? So Mike IS the security guard at Freddy's... oooooh, Ness met him how?? That's crazy...

Anygays, Ness posted lol:))

NestorTheory posts: Part1, part2, part3, part4, part5

Ness' instagram!:)

stop this is so cute😭

They’re so cute like actually I’m gonna scream

God, bless this butt 🙌

Bobby absolutely took this photo and no-one can convince me otherwise.

A nice date by the beach at the carnival? Yes. Did they kiss at the top of the ferris wheel? Abso-fuckin-lutely.

But looking over to Bryce, he snaps a photo of her. Up high, looking over the sea of people and flashing lights. All Bobby knows, is that if he can't rule the god damn world, he's got something even better in front of him for everyone to see instead. To be jelouse that a woman like her chose to be with Bobby, just some horny terrorist and his evil wife. Her and a super villain, yeah. He likes the sound of that.

Live footage of me trying to get the motivation to actually start my Ness fic *REAL* *GONE WRONG* *POLICE CALLED!!!*

Live footage of me thinking abt my SecurityWaiter fic but not having enough motivation for the current part of the story to actually write it

STEDDIES GIGGLES IN THE BEHIND THE SCENES, GUYS I CANT'- ITS TOO FUCKING. AHHHHHHH 🫵😭

I have no shame

Crossing the International Matpat Canon Line to offer up a Escape the Night Crack Fic idea. The server in Joey's diner is Ness from the FNAF movie.

Like imagine, Joey looks up all excited, expecting this:

Competent, traumatized love of his life SAE Agent Matpat

And instead its this guy:

Gay, AuADHD, always a service worker!Ness. He's just a sweet, hyperactive guy, trying to take Joey's order.

Joey: OMG Matt, there's an eyeball in my milkshake! Ness: Oh no! You're so right, eyeballs are totally out of season! I don't know what the kitchen was thinking! I'm so sorry, can I get you a side of Hand instead? A plate of fingies for the table?

The man doesn't even question a stranger calling him Matt, so long as he tips.

He takes human souls as a legal tender btw.

JOIN US‼

I'm not even a Matpat fan yet I'm obsessed with Ness. Tumblr, this is your fault for making him so goshdarn cute!!