AMEN.

Some lusopps

*Rips shirt open * RAAAAAAAH SANUSO 🗣🗣🗣🗣

It's been months since I did shitpost for my tiktok acc but ykw? Time to be silly again

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kiss the cook!!!

I know it's not even remotely close to canon but I love to imagine Zoro's swords having spirits like the ancestor spirits in Mulan, and their main goal is to just drive Zoro nuts.

They talk all the time and have to comment on everything. They always end up bickering with each other and trying to get Zoro to pick sides.

One of the only things they have in common is how much they love to gossip, constantly. You'd think they'd have better things to do but apparently the living are too interesting to ignore.

They also all bond over giving Zoro shit.

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"Have you decided when you will eat the raccoon?"

"He's a reindeer, we're not going to eat him, and his name is Chopper. How many times do we have to go over this?"

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"What's the deal with you and the cook?"

"You're asking him about the cook? What about whatever is going on with him and the captain?"

"The sex better not interfere with your training."

"Oh my god."

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"What are the little pants your robot wears called?"

"Are you talking about Franky? A speedo... Why."

"They look like they provide him a good range of motion when fighting, perhaps you should consi-"

"Absolutely not."

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"Why does your captain pick his nose so much?"

"I don't know."

"Ask him. He has me doing it often now too and I want to know why."

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"Are you lost? Again?"

"You told me to go this way!"

"Hey, don't blame the swords for your nonexistent sense of direction."

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"Your captain has fallen off the ship again."

"Seriously??"

He was gonna cook that egg chat 🙏 but i think Zoro secretly hoped for smth i dunno shrug emoji looks around and starts sweating

old man yaoi posting

waiter! waiter! more sanji in dresses please!

GAHHHHH THIS IS SO COOL

SANJI NATION WAKE UP IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY!!!♥️♥️🌹

Starting today until february 28th, four Sanji prints and two stickers will be available on my shop!!

Don't miss it!!! Link in bio <3