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[254] Advent Calendar - Bah Humbug

HE HAS A RAT

okay enough doom posting fo today

Flat fuck friday once again!!!!!!! Get FLATTED

new ship dynamic called schrodinger’s divorce where characters are simultaneously bitterly divorced and fondly married for twenty years

Another one!

C!Dream.....I am very conflicted over you.

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okay but imagine a cave-world Life series.

No surface world. They'd almost have to give everyone a bit of wood at the beginning just to keep things from being too slow but technically you could get planks from abandoned mineshafts or azalea logs from a lush cave.

Basing in caves. Battles playing out in massive caverns. Subsisting on rotten flesh and tropical fish until someone finds a chicken jockey or a zombie drops a carrot or someone heals a zombie villager and somehow trades up to golden carrots. Going to the nether for FOOD and wood of all things.

It would be such a challenge and introduce some completely new concerns to the game and I'd love to see how they'd manage to address them.

gentle reminder for the fandom, since i've been noticing it in comments of decked out videos: backseat gaming typically isn't appreciated. telling the hermit to go to compass school is kind of annoying and not particularly constructive. telling the hermits to go check the underwater chest or the spider's den or whatever is spoilers, tango has directly asked you not to, you wouldn't want to make tango sad, would you? being like "lol how do you not know that yet" is rude, because the hermits aren't actually supposed to have watched any of the decked out development we have, and almost certainly haven't watched all the other hermits playing like we have.

even offering what you feel like is useful advice is normally going to be repetitive and unwanted instead of useful. yes, even if you've figured out a game meta the hermits don't seem to realize. yes, even if they're doing something really wrong or have the really wrong idea for how the game works. yes i KNOW the urge to explain the mechanic they're misunderstanding is strong. 99% of the time you should not do it.

if the hermit asks a question directly go ahead and answer the question! but if you weren't asked, don't say anything. don't be a backseat gamer.

ITS 50/50 GUYS PLS GO VOTE SCAR

VOTE SCAR!!!!!!!

SCAR SCAR SCAR SCAR SCARSCARSCARSCAR

HES JUST A LITTLE GUY <333333

[Limited Life Animatic] Preparing Birthday Party But Martyn is a little guy

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He’s just a manipilate ptick little guy <33