They’re Just A Bit Dense When It Comes To Feelings.

Sanji has a fixation on pushing Zoro until he loses his control

chuuya complains about how flimsy and weak dazai is when they were 16 and dazai tries to lift him bridal style there and then to prove that he actually has some muscle but he fails so cosmically that chuuya starts rolling on the ground laughing at him (chuuya is a lot heavier than he looks!) . now picture a very very frustrated and very very stubborn dazai making it his life's mission to gain enough strength to pick up and carry chuuya around (he succeeds) (there were many failed attempts at this before he succeeds)

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Okay but like, now that I’m thinking about it, wouldn’t it be hilarious if Chuuya wasn’t around in Dark Era because for the first time in his life he was on vacation?

He gets permission to have a few weeks off, going to Europe to hang with Adam and visit some wineries. He’s having a great time, finally able to relax.

Comes back and the PM has a coveted Special Abilities Business Permit but Dazai’s gone with no trace, Dazai’s drinking buddies are either turned traitor or dead, his car explodes when he tries to leave the airport, and everyone’s scrambling to pick up Dazai’s projects so there’s even more work than before.

Chuuya decides he can never go on vacation again.

he took over mine again .. I had just escaped 😭

Oh dear god a pathetic blonde malewife took over my life

I love how gay ships in big movies/shows tend to go three ways.

Usually it's this:

Movie: look at these two characters :)

Tumblr: YO. THEY GAY AS FUCK.

Locals: no they're not!

Creators: the locals are right, they're not gay.

Actors for said characters: *rocking back and forth in a dark corner*

Sometimes it's this AHEM finnpoe-

Movie: look at these two characters :)

Tumblr: YO. THEY GAY AS FUCK.

Locals: no they're not!

Creators: the locals are right, th-

Actors for said characters: Yes. We gay as fuck.

And sometimes it's this:

Movie: look at this badly written gay relationship, please like it :)

Tumblr: THANKS, WE HATE IT AND WE'RE WRITING IT BETTER THAN YOU

Locals: oh, they're gay... *terrifying ambiguous stare*

Creators: what did we do wrong??!!?!? I thought you liked gay people?!??!?

Actors: Yes. We gay as fuck. But at what cost.

But for Bowuigi it's this:

Movie: look at these-

Tumblr, vibrating at the speed of light: YO. THEY GAY AS FUCK.

Locals: this is somehow worse than the Crisp Rat voice.

Creators: this is somehow worse than the Crisp Rat voice complaints.

Actors: *were already rocking back and forth in a dark corner - they are in the Nintendo dungeon*

Jack Black: *playing jenga with jacksepticeye, absolutely does not give a shit & probably expected this*

the our flag means death reaction is a secret good ending that requires you to mope aimlessly around fandoms for at least 10 years

and the jk r*wling reaction is the secret dark lore ending that requires you to hate yourself

Lol I just read a person say this " Yamato is a tomboy" is basically what they said lol

i am not a fool entire (no, i know what is coming)

The first time he realizes that Dazai is going to leave is after a mission.

The two of them are underneath a blanket of stars, gazing up at the sky above. They sit on a field of grass with their legs outstretched, moving their feet back and forth, back against a tree. 

Chuuya gives a laugh, hands in his pockets as he admires the moon. “That was good. Did you see the way I handled those goons?”

Dazai gives a little musical laugh. “No, Chuuya. It was definitely due to my mastermind planning.”

“Yeah, right.”

The duo sits in comfortable silence for another couple minutes before Dazai breaks it. “Chuuya, what would you do without me?”

Chuuya laughs, low and rough in his throat from his years of young smoking. “Whaddya mean? It’s not like Mori’s gonna pair you with anyone else.”

“No, little Chuuya. He wouldn’t.”

The pair turn back to the stars, this silence sharper and a little more pointed.

“No, he wouldn’t,” Chuuya whispers.

Chuuya was never paired with another person again.