I wonder what kind of input God would have had if they were narrating the second season as well.
"Oh, Crowley. Nothing lasts forever"
"No, I dont suppose it does."
As far as methods of human communication go these two are fucking awful at them.
i’m a child of divorce
Dazai - *Climbs a tree* Man this would be a killer spot to hang from. Get it? Killer??
Chuuya - *Kicks person in the knee* "Call me "cute wittle shortie wortie" again and I'll- ok I don't actually have a threat ready but it will be bad and you will regret your choices!
Atsushi - Maybe we can stop him with the power of friendship? Look it's that or we do this the normal violent way.
Akutagawa - I'm actually tired of your bullshit 24/7 I just don't say anything because I'm not sure of where I stand in this friend group.
Ranpo - Or or hear me out, what if I don't get my license and then you just drive me everywhere! Sounds great right?
Poe - It's fine I'll just fix this problem by hiding in fiction and hoping all this fades away.
Fyodor - Damn it I hate when I get stabbed. It's so inconvenient.
I wish boobs were detachable. Because sometimes I want to look like a genderless being, other times the outfit needs boobs.
Punk Steve AU Playlist for my completed 241k (😳) Steddie fic they're gonna make a fuss about the two of us.
Featuring: platonic soulmate Stobin, Steve living with the Hendersons, Claudia Henderson <3, stealth trans man Eddie Munson, slow burn, eventual smut, BDSM and guaranteed happy ending.
Content warnings for - alcoholism, parental trauma, self harm, depression, hopelessness.
These songs are the chapter titles but I have more playlists I can share in future.
Art by @irlplasticlamb, commissioned by @linzisauruswrex
Heaven’s about to get stuck with the messiest maximalist Supreme Archangel they’ve ever had the misfortune to work under.
Holy fuk i hate some people cus like one of my fave fics just go taken down cus of the hole shit with the printing and legal truble, so honestly fuk them how can they be so selfish that they end up taking so may wonderful works forcing their creators yo be nervous for their creativity. FUK THEM!
Elon Musky Husky: (Sees Twitter)
Elon Dustpelt: Imma buy it
Twitter hipsters: =__= That’s not very neoliberal queerbait of you…
Tumblr: Exists, chilling, not run by Elon Musk
Twitter: 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit
Tumblr:
Twitter hipsters: Um… Let’s just go somewhere else like Facebook… This is tooooo random for us…
Tumblr: I like your shoelaces.
Elon Junkrat:
Grimes:
this is so cute but I have no clue were it's from can someone tell ??? 🙇 please