Latest Posts by sunnybubbles609 - Page 7
What kind of horror podcast are you?
A) The [Adjective] [Medium]
B) [Noun] [Number] (this is going to relate to a location ;))
C) [Greeting] [Place]
...this is a self call-out post, I'm A
2023
DON'T WANDER
DON'T WHAT-IF
YOU CAN NEVER GO HOME
WALK THE WALK
STARE DOWN THE GHOSTS
BE HERE BE NOW
DON'T LOOK BACK
BE A BIG GIRL
DON'T DIE
Now I want to listen to all of these
Made this one to call myself out
Aa its so cute
and, final post for today - an old ryan dalias x akmazian art, from the podcast eos_10 <3
Its sooooo cute im dieeng
I genuinely wasn’t going to search up Bowuigi fanfiction OUT OF PURE SCIENTIFIC INTEREST I SWEAR
And now I’m laughing my ass off over this tag, I’m so sorry I have no idea how I ended up here 🤣🤣🤣
I have lost alll shame forever more
Gay bowser!!!!
oh no here comes my super smash bros fixation again where everyone knows each other and are friends because subspace emissary is canon (also peach is the one who called bowser in to work)
help me
I have not consumed like ANY canon Mario content so sorry if someone is grossly out of character- BUT BOWUIGI HAS ITS HOOKS IN ME
I HAVE NEVER BEEN PARTICULARLY INTERESTED IN SUPER MARIO UNTIL NOW-
Bonus!
They had a good time :D
"Hey did you know they're shipping Bowser with Luigi? It's so weird"
"Really?Yeh, that's one crazy shit." *laughs in having a Tumblr account and reblogging bouigi posts*
I love how gay ships in big movies/shows tend to go three ways.
Usually it's this:
Movie: look at these two characters :)
Tumblr: YO. THEY GAY AS FUCK.
Locals: no they're not!
Creators: the locals are right, they're not gay.
Actors for said characters: *rocking back and forth in a dark corner*
Sometimes it's this AHEM finnpoe-
Movie: look at these two characters :)
Tumblr: YO. THEY GAY AS FUCK.
Locals: no they're not!
Creators: the locals are right, th-
Actors for said characters: Yes. We gay as fuck.
And sometimes it's this:
Movie: look at this badly written gay relationship, please like it :)
Tumblr: THANKS, WE HATE IT AND WE'RE WRITING IT BETTER THAN YOU
Locals: oh, they're gay... *terrifying ambiguous stare*
Creators: what did we do wrong??!!?!? I thought you liked gay people?!??!?
Actors: Yes. We gay as fuck. But at what cost.
But for Bowuigi it's this:
Movie: look at these-
Tumblr, vibrating at the speed of light: YO. THEY GAY AS FUCK.
Locals: this is somehow worse than the Crisp Rat voice.
Creators: this is somehow worse than the Crisp Rat voice complaints.
Actors: *were already rocking back and forth in a dark corner - they are in the Nintendo dungeon*
Jack Black: *playing jenga with jacksepticeye, absolutely does not give a shit & probably expected this*
the our flag means death reaction is a secret good ending that requires you to mope aimlessly around fandoms for at least 10 years
and the jk r*wling reaction is the secret dark lore ending that requires you to hate yourself
Listening to the podcast with Tumblr's CEO about how Tumblr is running on debt because he believes it's worth keeping up because of how unique and good it is as a blogging platform and honestly it warms the heart
And how Tumblr may have been purchased for 3 million but at one point cost 60 million a year to run and they decided it was worth slowly fixing and honestly it warms the heart
And thinking about how Musk bought Twitter for way above its valuation when in fact he was also getting all of its debts and liabilities since Twitter was, like Tumblr, also running on debt, so he actually owes way more than 44 billion dollars and that's why he's no longer the richest man on earth and that's why he's floundering and losing his mind, and honestly it warms the heart
And about how Tumblr are happily poaching talent from Twitter and investors are looking at Tumblr as a worthwhile investment and the debt is going down in part because of Twitter's fuckup and honestly it warms the heart
TWITTER AND TUMBLR
Elon Musky Husky: (Sees Twitter)
Elon Dustpelt: Imma buy it
Twitter hipsters: =__= That’s not very neoliberal queerbait of you…
Tumblr: Exists, chilling, not run by Elon Musk
Twitter: 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit
Tumblr:
Twitter hipsters: Um… Let’s just go somewhere else like Facebook… This is tooooo random for us…
Tumblr: I like your shoelaces.
Elon Junkrat:
Grimes:
Welcome to Tumblr.
We don’t say “retweet” or “share”. We say “reblog”.
We don’t say “the power’s out”. We say “the Tumbeasts are causing a ruckus again”.
We don’t say “gay”. We say “yaoi”.
We don’t say “brave”. We say “Dauntless”.
We don’t say “Halloween”. We say “Spoopy Day”.
We don’t remember 9/11. We remember the Sherlock series finale.
We don’t say “unalive”. We say “kill yourself”.
We don’t use “tone indicators”. We use Danganronpa sprites.
We don’t say “farm”. We say “cottagecore”.
We don’t say “he’s so hot”. We say “MY OVARIES!” or “MY PROSTATE!”.
We don’t say “windmill”. We say “giant” or “dragon”.
And we’ll never fucking change. Not for Twitter hipsters, not for Apple, not for anyone!
Welcome to Tumblr, Twitter users!
Don’t worry, we don’t have Elon Musk here…
But hipsters beware, you’re in for a scare!
*GOOSEBUMPS THEME INTENSIFIES*
This isn’t Twitter. This isn’t your average every day site. This is Tumblr. We’re crazy. We’re weird. We don’t fit in. We’re the fangirls, the fujoshis, the Superwholockers, and the Steven Universe Critical bloggers. We forgot what “normal” was. So if you’re expecting a normal website…
Thanks for the lessons
made a beginners guide for the twitter newbies hope this helps <3