i need an Osmosis Jones type movie from the body of a trans guy with all of these as quotes
The human body's response to HRT is actually admirable in the sheer indifference. Just pure I Don't Give A Shit, I Just Fucking Work Here compliance to the new instructions. You can get testosterone injected straight into your body and it doesn't even question where that shit came from, coming back from a coffee break and just going
"Okay, everything seems to be in ord- oh fuck now what? Oh huh. Alright fine. New orders came in, cancel the menstrual cycle. Dig up the genetic balding patterns from somewhere, I don't fucking know they're buried somewhere in the dna. I'm greenlighting the growing-hair-on-your-toes thing. Yeah just cancel the ongoing maintenance processes, new orders came in so this is apparently what we're doing now."
How wide is your power stance
Speak to me to die instantly
have you tried to use youtube without an adblocker recently? i guarantee you’ll be leaving bombs and spraying question marks around the city like the riddler
i live living in the southern hemisphere, summer is just starting and idk if im going to survive taika watiti crying one more time even with nimona as emotional backup
gays, claim your "I survived the summer of 2023" tokens here
Follow me and reblog all my posts and be extra niceys to me
real homophobic that there is no fast walkers lane in malls
i was (before dawn)drinking (in bed) a hot beverage (tea) in bed (warm bed) and (while in the warm bed) it started (it wasn’t raining before) raining (outside) while i was (in soft and warm) bed and i (while still drinking tea) understand what peace is now
@shypapermentality this u?
Sun bear (Helarctos malayanus)
dont look now but...
the blogsitter called the blog owner and said "everything's great, but can i cover up the creepy clown jpeg next to the dashboard? it's kinda freaking me out" the blog owner got quiet and then said "take the blog and leave the website right now. i don't have a creepy clown jpeg"
a comprehensive list of all my fears and weaknesses to be used against me later [he/she/they] [hmu with requests for art]
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