Tips For Reading With ADHD

If I was a ever a DC writer, I will do the cliche one-word description they always do with the male Robins, but I’m gonna deliberately switch all of them up to “Jason is the smart one, Tim is the angry one, Damian is the responsible one and Dick is the violent one” for no other reason than to watch all the normie fans who don’t have any deep understanding of the characters, to lose their mind over this alteration of their holy scriptures.

mutual 1: I want to turn that man's prostate into silly putty

mutual 2: here's smth i doodled during science class lol

mutual 3: pls remember that you personally can drink milk and still be a lactose intolerance ally!! anyone who tells you otherwise doesn't know their history :]

mutual 4: fucking a robot girl in the ass call that backend programming

mutual 5: holy shit I need him so fucking bad holy shit holyyy shit oh my god

mutual 6: anyone get kind of horny putting the ignition key in the car....it's so intimate....turning him on....

mutual 7: so lets talk about where scrimblo's arc is realistically going- I know a lot of people are trying to argue that he's being manipulated but this ignores the fact that there is clearly unresolved conflict between him and bleebus about their moralities

mutual 8: happy propeller penis thursday

mutual 9: "scrimblo and bleebus need to discuss their morality" god forbid a pathetic boywife does some torture 🙄🙄

mutual 10: WHO IS HYPED FOR THE NEW ALBUM LETS FUCKING GO

mutual 11: guys we're not getting a new album

mutual 12: please stop sending me death threats

mutual 13: why is my whole dash talking about this band I don't even listen to.....

mutual 14: hey boy nice knife wound can i put my tongue in it

mutual 15: i'm going to fall into lake michigan

"Wait I didn't hear anything of Heidi Klum's Halloween costume this year, lemme just google tha-"

you know what? nevermind.

one of the worst things the marvel movie franchise has done is turn superheroes into agents of capital and the government… like the whole point of superheroes is that they’re anti-establishment, they fight against corruption of power and institutional authority, they abide by a moral code separate from that of everyday society. and yet marvel has aligned them with the us military, enlisted them under the causes of those in power, stripped them of their subversive nature. i don’t think that’s forgivable

The fact that nowhere is safe. Schools, universities, playgrounds, hospitals, malls, stores, homes. Everything is a target for russia. Imagine being at home with people you love. Cooking, laughing, talking, making plans. You feel safe in those moments, don't you? Well you're not, as long as russia is your neighbour. Imagine sleeping in your bed. Going for a run in the morning. Coming from work. Going to a café. Sitting on a bench in park. You think you're safe? You're not, you're a target.

architects are insane people who can just say whatever they want and get away with it

I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...

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