When Will Dan And Phil Do Something So I Can Feel Alive Again

You used to be shy, now you're a whore

Character development

my child: m-m-m…

me: omg he’s gonna say mommy

my child: mmm

my child: memeulous is under 5’8

me: lmao who needs a partner i’m alone but i’m not lonely bitch, i live fine by my fucking self bitch! play that hailee steinfeld song!

me after watching a one (1) good rom-com:

Dan acting exasperated by people responding to his story saying it's wholesome as if they weren't all being sarcastic,,, this has the same dumbass energy as phil thinking the 'are you gay' questions for his video were serious

to be fair like several people in my discord server went 'oh lol i thought it was a dick at first' like yes lovelies that was the joke

you have. metal illness?

a lil bitt

If salt is supposed to repel ghosts and demons, then the ocean must be the least haunted place on Earth.

piano, ft. phil’s ass

One thing I love about being gay is that very specific emotion you get when you witness another queer person coming out or Realizing^tm or simply existing in the world for the first time as a queer person. And I’m not talking about friends or even people you know - it’s something I feel for complete strangers too: a youtuber I vaguely follow who just came out as a trans woman, two teenage girls I saw holding hands and furtively kissing behind shelves at the bookstore, this story of a 90yo gay man who finally decided to come out to his family… It’s a mix of pride and joy and, idk, tenderness? protectiveness? kinship? It’s like even though I’m never going to meet or talk to them, in my heart I’m holding a big sign that says “Welcome! Sorry if the journey’s been difficult, but you’re home now.”