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more boyz! i really love to imagine their height difference in that way O: well at least when silver will grow up @shadilver-week
some cherry boys for the best week of the year @shadilver-week
there are two fluffy boys they’re super gay and that’s literally it.
Me: o yea I’m gonna draw this!!
My art skills:
T H A N K Y O U
Technoshipping doesn’t get enough love and here I will make my case on why it is a Good Ship
Loud and funny guy with lots of insecurities paired with the quiet and peculiar guy who ALSO has lots of insecurities???? Iconic
An engineer with a robot? Also iconic
Techno is a cute ship name
SOFT SOFT BOYS
They don’t interact enough in the show despite having a lot of potential for a really interesting dynamic, so it’s both fun and challenging to write them as boyfriends
THEY’RE BOTH SO SMART THEY’D MAKE SUCH A COOL POWER COUPLE
Zane making Jay pie
They’re both so akward it’d be incredibly amusing to watch them ask each other out
Their aesthetics go well together
There aren’t enough dang fics
TWO SCARED BOYS = ONE SCARED COUPLE = CUDDLING
It’s 4 am and I can’t think clearly but trust me it’s a cute ship
It doesn’t matter if you hc Zane as super tall and Jay as super short or vice versa, because in both cases the height difference is phenomenal
They both have soft hair and that’s canon
They can be scarf buddies
They’re totally a playful, mushy couple that just wants to be around each other and hang out all the time
Jay making Zane laugh is my entire aesthetic and it could be yours too
Too fluffy for you? You want angst? Well listen here, buddy. I’m too tired for that right now but one if these days I’m gonna write a fic and my intention will be to make you cry.
Jay definitely rollerblades and Zane definitely ice skates. What does this mean, you ask? 80s neon aesthetic and glittery wintercore aesthetic solidarity. They can combine their forces and take over the world.
Jay saying “OwO” to be funny over text, completely forgetting that his boyfriend can’t comprehend those types of jokes without being explicitly given context. This results in Zane using it frequently and it makes him too happy for Jay to make him stop.
Headcanon that Jay burns everything he makes. He’ll be making the food, it’s going fine, and then he burns it. Zane wants to support him so he turns off his taste sensors and eats it.
Picture this: Jay burns the food and he brings it out knowing full well it practically isn’t edible, but he thinks its kinda funny so he just wants to show his boyfriend like “lol idk how i even burned it this badly wanna just order chinese” but he gets cut off when he turns and sees Zane go completely dead in the eyes and take a huge, unflinching bite of the completely black food. Nobody speaks. Zane chews and swallows. Kai walks into the kitchen. He sees. He knows. He opens his mouth to say something. He walks back out. The incident is never spoken of again.
Lol jk nobody lets Zane live it down
JAY TREATING ECHO LIKE A LITTLE BROTHER-IN-LAW. LISTEN. LISTEN. AND DON’T FORGET ED AND EDNA WOULD ABSOLUTELY LOVE ZANE BECAUSE HE’S SO SWEET AND POLITE HNNFGGFF.
*Zane appears* You’re doing amazing sweetie. I love you and shall protect you forever.
thats just perfect
holy shit i just started following you and u have the BEST cole headcanons! do you have any glacier? ;))
ABSJSNW THANK YOU I LOVE YOU?? I will take glacier to the grave with me friendo so yes I do, I offer you these for your kindness ❤
Cole: Zane I hurt my bicep I need you to come kiss it better ;))Zane: oh no of course D: *kisses cole straight on the lips* is that better :((Cole, who is now the colour of Kai’s gi: yEAH UH HUH SURE THING
One time they take arm wrestling too far and Cole snaps Zane’s arm off by accident and cries for three (3) days.
Zane: cole make me a sandwich statCole: sure *comes back with a single slice of cheese on top of one slice of bread*Zane, putting Cole’s head between two slices of bread: WHAT ARE YOUCole: an idiot sandwich
Cole will try to one up him with knowledge and Zane is like bby, why are you trying
Cole: babe I can do maths SO much faster than you Zane: fine what’s 56 x 34Cole: 72 Zane: that’s not even closeCole: yeah but it was quick
Cole loves to eat and Zane loves to cook and honestly if Cole hadn’t come up with some serious restraint he would be like 30 stone with coronary heart disease and diabetes
Cole: you have the prettiest blue eyes Zane: thank you do you want to see them closer *pulls eye off* Cole: nO PUT IT BACK ON
Zane downloads Cole’s favourite musicals so he can learn everything about them and sing when with him and laugh when he makes jokes about them
He also learns how to dance so he can do all sorts of dancing with him because it makes cole smile the size of the sun and that makes Zane very happy
Someone: your boyfriend is… A robotCole: um yeah and that means he’s perfect which is more than I can say for your crusty ass get outta here before I bitch slap you into next week??
Cole is just talking to himself one time and is like “man I wish I could get a dog” and 3 hours later Zane shows up outside his room with an armful of 7 puppies and just goes “I didn’t know which one you wanted and it got out of hand I’m sorry please help me”
Zane is most definitely Cole’s impulse control
Cole: Zane is on a mission so I’m gonna cut the sleeves off all my shirts Kai: why would you do thatCole: cause he’s like 83% of my impulse control so
Zane: cole no you cannot punch that old lady in the faceCole: Zane she barged you out the way?!? And then looked at us like we were dirt?!?!! Just one punch I promise!! Zane: I got this bby *walks over to the lady* *inhales* wHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT THE LOVE OF MY LIFE :))
Cole: Zane ask me why I love you Zane: why do you love meCole, opening up his 130 slide powerpoint presentation: I thought you’d never ask
Cole would kill for people to play with his hair so Zane will brush it and braid it and tie it up for him and Cole is always sat there like :) I love this boy :)
Someone: throws something at ZaneCole: *running jump kicks the object out of the air and then backhands whoever threw it*Zane: what was that noiseCole: oh nothing baby I love you :)
Zane can breathe and cole will be like “you’re doing amazing sweetie”
Zane: ice is nice!!Cole: I’m so gay I’m so gay I’m so gay I’m so gay I’m so ga
Zane keeps a very close eye on cole during battle and he doesn’t like when they have to split up and he can’t be with cole, because how is he supposed to keep an eye on him? How is he supposed to stop him getting hurt? Oh no what if he gets hurt it’ll be Zane’s fault he promised to look after him
Cole is like I love you be safe!!!!! *smooch* and Zane is like “ok I feel a bit better now”
Cole is like unbelievably good at picking up vibes, Zane doesn’t even have to say anything and cole will know if he’s upset or stressed or angry and he will just squeeze his hand and give him a soft smile and Zane is like :D !!
Very convenient that Zane is the master of ice because they can still cuddle in the summer and Zane can just turn up the AC so cole doesn’t melt and all is well!!!!!
Cole: *winks*Zane: *short circuits*
Kai: being gay isn’t contagious ZaneZane: then how come I get gay thoughts whenever cole takes his shirt off >://
Piggy backs for the win
Cole: ONWARD MY NOBLE STEEDZane: :D!!!!!!!!!!!!! *trips and falls in a ditch*
Zane: cole, you are the most beautiful boy in ninjago. Trust me, my database has scanned and compared everyone across its entirety.
One time Zane accidentally flings cole off the bounty
Cole: hey babe give me a boost I need to reach something on the roofZane: oh of course *picks up cole and throws him so high he flies completely over the roof*
Movie nights because Zane can download anything and everything
Zane: you had better appreciate this movie I almost download a malware for this >:/
Cole is so smad because who is knocking on his door at 2am but he opens it and Zane is standing there and he just goes “I have done some extensive research and I have come to the conclusion that I am in love with you :D” and cole swears he sees the light at the end of the tunnel that’s how much he nearly dies
Cole: Zane can you make me a pieZane: no. Cole: when did you stop loving me Zane: oh no he thinks I don’t love him??? I didn’t realise he wanted a pie so badly oh no I don’t want him to be sad D:*An hour later* Zane: *shows up with 15 pies*
Cole would die a thousand deaths just to make Zane laugh and it’s not that hard to because Zane doesn’t even really find Cole’s jokes that funny but he laughs because he sees how happy it makes cole and that little triumphant glint Cole gets in his eyes and oh my goodness he is done for
Cole: Zane can you lend me a handZane: *pulls his arm off and throws it across the room*
Cole: I can’t stand people talking about their girl. I like lowkey stuff.Cole 3 seconds later: EVERYBODY LOOK AT BAE, HE’S SO CUTE, HE HAS A FACE AND OPINIONS
zane is the only one on the team strong enough to lift cole so he will use that to his advantage.
is too tired, zane needs to carry him
has hurt his knee, zane needs to carry him
is sad, zane needs to carry him
had a near death experience, zane needs to carry him
is too hungry, zane needs to carry him
needs to be carried, zane needs to carry him
zane knows his game you ain’t slick cole, but who is he to say no to his bf he is only too happy to indulge him
the only time they have ever had an argument is when Zane beat Cole on guitar hero and Cole has honestly never felt more betrayed in his life and wouldn’t talk to Zane for the rest of the day
Lloyd asks zane to help him map out something for a mission and he just goes “I’m sorry Lloyd but I am gay :/” and cole is like I have been waiting for this day because he says it all the time and now they can twin
speaking of twinning, matching outfits. that’s all I will say. they’re the cutest matching couple ever.
zane will play airhorns whenever cole burns someone but it gets out of hand
wu I need to borrow some money” *air horns play in the distance*
zane and cole rolling in wearing cool sunglasses as zane plays a cool theme song is obviously a must
ask me ninjago headcanons!