And Then In His Drunken State, Hawkmoth Realizes How Pathetic He Is And That He’s Probably Not Gonna

And then in his drunken state, Hawkmoth realizes how pathetic he is and that he’s probably not gonna get the Miraculouses anytime soon, given how many times he’s lost against Paris’ favorite superhero duo. He gets in the “fiNe, i’LL dO iT mySeLF” mood and starts to heave himself out the window, still transformed, with newfound drunk confidence thinking that he can take the both of them on.

Poor Nathalie is pulling the dumb birdman by his cape, completely done with his bullcrap but still concerned for him.

Nathalie, sweating and cursing: “M-mister Agreste! Please! Get ahold of yourself!!”

Hawkmoth: *screams as he is pulled backwards and starts to crawl to the open window that’s like six floors up*“NO NATHALIE!! I MUST!! I’LL MAKE THEM SEE- I’LL MAKE THEM ALL SEE!!! I AM NOT A FORCE TO BE TRIFLED WITH!!! WOMAN, L E T M E G O-”

AU where Gabriel is a mostly decent father, but he frequently drinks when he’s not working and whenever he gets blackout drunk he turns into Hawkmoth. Nooroo tries to be Drunkmoth’s voice of reason

Drunk Hawkmoth just gives me the vibe of like

"LOOK-LOOK THAT DOG IS SAD GO MY AKUMA AND LET HIM GET REVENGE AGAINST THOSE THAT WRONGED HIM"

"sir that's a statue-"