The Scene In Shrek 2 When The Fairy Godmother Sings I Need A Hero When The Giant Gingerbread Man Attacks

Guys I just realized the last supper was the first murder mystery dinner!!!

sorry bro but according to my calculations you now have to kiss me on the lips. bro it’s in the math right here i checked it with a calculator and everything

Ummm....

my CLOWN of a sister has betrayed me

“Can I borrow underwear?” I asked. “Sure!” she said. “Take these, they’re comfortable! Thongs are comfortable.”

Formal complaint, Vivs: Your underwear is in my butt

Will I ever regain the ability to walk as I once did? Or am I forced to waddle the streets with a face contorted in pain, like Psyduck in lingerie

a vampire giving themselves a pep talk to a mirror that has a crudely drawn picture of themselves that they drew taped to it

Ultimately The Good Place posited the thesis that if we’re all kind to each other, if we all try to contribute meaningfully and lovingly to one another’s lives, maybe — just maybe — everything will be fine

He screm, you should too

if you cut open your veins, and pour in chocolate will it be called choclood

all I can think about is that Arthur Weasley would think fidget spinners are the best thing since sliced bread