Ravenclaw: You're completely literal. Metaphors go right over your head, don't they?
Slytherin: Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast. I would catch it.
I wish we could dream with others, so it would be like multiplayer dreaming.
KRISTEN SCHAAL. Name a more iconic bitch. Go on. I'll wait.
Have you ever wondered how someone meets Santa? Well, you need to follow a very specific ritual to summon him.
Cleaning out my drawers!
Wait… Whats this?
IT WAS A DARK TIME
So instead of asking what's wrong, they compliment that my eyes are pretty...
If this ain’t the truth. 🤷🏻♀️