*Sliiiiides The Prick Bird Some Crackers* So What's Turpentine Not Telling Us, Little Buddy? 👀

🔆 Picking up Pitch to Lion-King the lil' birb and present him as the good boi he is.

The tiny bird only responded with a confused beep.

May as well start looking at these, so I can say I've at least drawn the Medium gang once this year =w=;

Threw together one of these because I’m too lazy to go look up some to reblog, so here, for everyone to use - a whole bunch of drawing prompts! Just send in a number and a OC / character of mine and i’ll draw it~

If "success == pregnancy," then maybe "accidental pregnancy == serendipity?"

Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.

This is what a REAL rape prevention campaign looks like

“I made a Snow Bunny with some of the same features as a Frappenguin. I’m thinking its name should be Slushbunny. What do you guys think?”

((In the words of Medium, “I LIVE AND RULE AGAIN!!” Honestly, I hope to end up in game design some day. One of the biggest dreams I had was to get ahold of some way to mod Graffiti Kingdom. Unfortunately, PS2 game mods aren’t exactly “hip” anymore, and romhacking requires tools specifically built for the game. I have no idea where to begin with said tools. Oh well. At least I can still draw what I’d add.))

UPDATE: The ask account has expanded, now all 9 bosses from Graffiti Kingdom (and a few additions later) can be asked here, not just Tablet! Muses:

Gate Sentry, Varnish; The blind guard dog of the Devil’s Palace, and master of the Canvas Plains. The most reliable nose in the kingdom, but he tends to find more food than followers for Medium.

Musclebound Midboss, Carton; A four-armed bodyguard obsessed with his muscular physique and intimidating image. He rules over Mt. Here and There and has a devoted following of Carton-Wannabes, but he still feels some inferiority since he works under Easel.

Undead Westerner, Easel; The skeleton with the Southern drawl, and master of the Lava Hole and the Wind of Pan Ravine. Famed for his speed and aim, and has recently won the heart of Acryla.

Innocent Warlord, Turpentine; A young, innocent-looking bunny monk who strives for a well-versed life. He rules over the Cannon of Block Valley. Despite his merciless colluseum and fighting style, he still has a soft spot for his family, Varnish, and the Prick Bird.

Devoted Butler, Deskel; Loyal butler to Tablet and Palette, ruler over the Tower of Sand Kingdom and the Battle Planet, and overall sophisticated gentleman. His way of speaking leaves something to desired, as he tends to send people to sleep. In battle, however, he is a quick and efficient battler, making use of complicated surroundings to outwit any Graffitician into checkmate.

Deceptive Beauty, Acryla; The beauteous ruler of the Go-Go Bowling Road, and she uses her beauty to her advantage. Although her pretty face usually hides a dark and sadistic soul, she has shown a bit of grace with her recent relationship to Easel.

Petite Princess, Palette; The proper, pampered daughter of the devil Medium, who collects the ghosts of her father’s other subordinates should they be defeated. She maintains a sense of etiquette around her cold demeanor and brutal honesty, but even her proper ways are tested around her conniving brother Tablet. She rules over the Beast of the Lost and her eponymous Palette’s Palace.

Legendary Lich, Medium; The ruler over the aptly named Devil’s Palace and the entirety of the demon kingdom. Capable of reviving himself unless struck with a Mega ability, the curse of the Demon’s Kingdom relies on his presence, and it is his job to redraw his minions after a defeat. Nowadays, he’s dealing with allying his kingdom and the human Spritisan kingdom, as Prince Pixel continues to best him in battle. He hasn’t taken this or Tablet’s initial treason very well.

Demon Graffitician, Tablet; The wandering son of the devil Medium, much to Medium’s chagrin. He doesn’t rule over any part of the Devil’s Kingdom, instead choosing to roam the other lands and influence the kingdom through his little “games.” In the final moments of Prince Pixel’s first quest, Tablet stole Pixel’s graffiti wand, defeated his father, and temporarily assumed the position of Devil. He allowed Medium to reassume the position, as kinghood didn’t allow Tablet to maintain his free lifestyle.

((I’ve expanded the account! Ask the characters! :D))

Varnish sat in front of the gate to Medium's castle. The Canvas Plains had been rather uneventful today, and his rising boredom seemed ready to spawn a surprise nap.

Until, that is, his phone went off.

Varnish took out his phone and had it read the new notification.

 "New message from: Unknown Sender. Testing?"

     Oh, Varnish thought. Someone must have texted the wrong numb-

 "Arl-teesh-dla S.M.R."

     ... the Hells?

With nothing else demanding his immediate attention, and some worry for the well-being of the text-sender after that jumble of sounds in the second text, Varnish replied.

FROM: Varnish TO: Unknown

🍴: Are you okay? 😕

▲ Now that Link knew he had a fome- fone?- whatever- he couldn’t help himself, fiddling with it and pressing all the buttons. Next thing he knew, the words ‘sent’ and ‘all’ came up on his screen. Oops. He didn’t mean to do that.

FROM: Link TO: All

▲: testing? ▲: arltlyhl;dla,smr

My town is gone.

If you’ve been watching the noise and paying attention to California, you’ve heard about the Camp Fire.

In a matter of hours, the fire jumped to 20,000 acres. This morning it reached 70,000. My town of Paradise, where I’ve lived my entire life, was consumed entirely. Very little containment has been reached and the situation is absolute hell.

My house was one of the first to go.

My mom and my sisters and I barely got out, in separate cars, and we got separated for 10 hours. My mom and little sister were stuck in Paradise with all my pets in the flames until my stepdad was able to get gas to them so they could get out. My cat was lost, and I personally was only able to grab an extremely small amount of my own belongings because I was helping my mom to grab important documents and photos and to get the pets situated.

We are now homeless, with no clue where to go from here, and desperately in need of help to get food, clothes, supplies, anything. My mom has been disabled for 3 years and we survive on a single income from my stepdad, who is a firefighter. His friends have been hurt trying to fight this. We have a dog with us, and two guinea pigs, and a bearded dragon.

My mom set up a fundraiser, even though we are not at all the type to ask for so much help.

gofundme.com

Click here to support Firefighter Fam Lost Home Paradise organized by Marissa Nypl

Cal Fire Family We lost our home in the Paradise Camp Fire yesterday. We didn't get to grab necessary items or clothing. We are lucky to be

☝️ That’s the last image of our house that I took this morning. It is now ashes and rubble.

If you can donate, it would mean the world to us, to help us get back on our feet. If you can’t, please share. Anything helps no matter how small.

Hey, Turpentine, does your family have any opinions about, ah, you and Varnish? 👀

Turpentine: What would there be to think about with Varnish and I? We just work together, that’s it!

Despite the confidence in his voice, the young bunny continues to fidget.