Do You Ever Think That If A Dog Sees A Seal Sunbathing On The Rocky Shore He Would Think, "Holy Shit!

Do you ever think that if a dog sees a seal sunbathing on the rocky shore he would think, "Holy shit! A mermaid!"?

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4 years ago
I Use To Like Riding The Metro Around The City With With No Predetermined Destination.

I use to like riding the metro around the city with with no predetermined destination.


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2 years ago

She's on my mind.

She got there through the ear canal.

She's in my heart.

I think she got there through the lungs.


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5 years ago

Short Poem

She set sail from the harbor on the last remaining ship, she had burnt all the rest.

I couldn't blame her. I understood why she did it,

as I stood on the shore with all my baggage in hand.


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4 years ago

Six Word Story

Last one alive, closes the door.


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5 years ago

My fat ass: *looks at the nutrition label*

"If you adjust calories for inflation, I'm actually under eating."


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4 years ago

We loved with such difficulty,

We loved with tremendous struggle,

But it was always with great pleasure.


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5 years ago

Pentameter Alexandrine

No one is beautiful,

Like she is beautiful.


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1 year ago

I went to see the palm reader today. She furrowed her brown, crinkled her nose and said, we all couldn't have been Joan of Arc. Sometimes it's our destiny to die in the dirt of the plague .


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5 years ago
The Stains Of Human History

The stains of human history

can never be erased,

only masked over until tolerable.


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