We Dont Even Get 9/11 Off Of Work. Like I Guess You Were Never THAT Sad About It

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Thanks, Anon!

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Lately, I’ve been seeing a lot of misinformation floating around about various breeds of scare clown. This is undoubtedly because of the movie ‘It’, featuring an untrained, rabid scare clown. 

Anybody who says scare clowns are a newly developed and dangerous subset clearly hasn’t read into the history of their breeding. While scare breeds are dangerous to a native environment if allowed to roam or if mistreated, they can serve as valued members of a family when well trained. 

Example: This lovely early breed of Crested Axehandler posing with its loving family. Note how it protectively hovers over the children, who are visibly comfortable with their pet. This is because Scarers were originally ‘nanny clowns’, their menacing appearance keeping potential harm-doers at bay.  Despite their name and striking looks, a cared-for scarer is a friendly, life-long partner. But laws have been passed to keep these harmless creatures from finding homes legally, and have been beaten and abused when found roaming on their own.

Please reblog this to raise awareness of the true nature of so-called ‘scary’ clowns. 

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Do you think William Afton went insane ripping the seams on shirts to use them as spare fabric? I'm definitely not ripping apart a shirt to make the Spring Bonnie plush I've wanted since childhood... definitely not...

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Why thank you :D It's actually supposed to follow the pattern of a Chumhandle :]]

Same but mine is the only thing that keeps me funny

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dunno who Cormac McCarthy is but if it's anything like the original then 10/10 amazing

Cormac McCarthy’s Eight Crazy Nights. Send post.