It's Okay, I Found My Hat. It Is On Head Where It Belonged

Bless you, want a cold tablet?

Sighh...

Someone really just tried to tell me that Dan and Phil give the same vibes as Davekat and I had to have a full argument about how completely wrong and opposite that is because one is sweet and wholesome while the other is "I'm drawing dicks" and "fuck you bitch"

Everyone is valid so can you all stop treating people like crap yet!?!

I'm failing guys

There are 2 wolves inside you, one simps for sweet and kindhearted twinks, the other simps for big and dangerous bone crushers

Hanging in the woods part 3

It's just homestuck again

yall i realized i forgot to post this to tumblr but happy belated 4/13

time is a flat circle

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Blood is thicker than water, but syrup is thicker than blood

They say blood is thicker than water

But the people I know are not bland, boring, ordinary water.

The people I know are syrup, sweet and good and interesting.

My blood is thicker than the water around us, but the syrup I surround myself with is thicker and sweeter than blood.

So if you're toxic I'll drown you in Pancake sauce buddy.

I have made me me memes

I almost made a big mistake.

Okay, so I was sleeping over at my girlfriend's house yesterday and I was drinking a Gatorade and she was eating a bottle pop. So we randomly decided to pour the rest of the bottle pop powder into the Gatorade and shake it up, we weren't drinking it for a while cause we thought it would taste bad.

Anyway she goes to the kitchen to make some cheesy bread and I decided to try the mixture we made, which tasted amazing. So I went to tell her about it but I accidentally snuck up on her. Btw my girlfriend isn't small, I'm small, she's big and strong and knows how to fight, but I'm weak as hell compared to her. Anyway I sneak up behind her and put my face in the crook of her neck and whisper "you gotta try this babe" in her ear. Not a good idea. She spun around and was about to punch me, and then she stopped cause she realized it was me and I handed her the Gatorade to try. We spent the rest of the night talking, drinking our science experiment, and doing other stuff, it was a fun night.

But yeah that's the story of how I almost got myself killed over flavored sugar and Gatorade. I'll try not to sneak up on her next time.

I had a thought and had to share it.

This is what went through my crazy ass brain in the hallway.

Skideetle SkidAtle,

My dick is now a saddle.

[Insert skideetle skidootle your dick is now a noodle image here]