In Case It Isn't Painfully Clear Already I Just Want To Say That I Would Love To Date

Bros suited up. Gotta love mech suits.

There are 2 wolves inside you, one simps for sweet and kindhearted twinks, the other simps for big and dangerous bone crushers

Sorry everyone but I'm already madly in love with someone else, I'll be spending Valentine's day with this man and there is nothing you can do about it.

Sucks to suck losers.

Don't let anyone shame you for wanting to peg a man! God loves pegging, that's why men were given prostates! They love it! And God gets a good show for his efforts!

God, shit, sorry I forgot who you were for a minute, everyone's wearing glasses, are you glasses boy 53 or 47?

I only have nyquil

Wow, 5ft4" is pretty big for a rat!

You have no gender roles if you have no gender

All you have is roles

Mmmmmmmmm tasty rolls

Protip: Your corpse will be delicious!

Oh these? No these aren't jolly ranchers, these are my own yummy snack, ranch ranchers (jolly ranchers made of real ranch!)

I found graffiti and I think it looks cool I love graffiti

Random shit post

Person A: *walks into room*

Person B: *unwrapping a square of cheese*

Cat, sitting next to person B with a square of cheese on it's head and two more on it's back and one on its side: *waiting patiently*

Person A: what the hell are you doing?

Person B: I'm making a sculpture so I'm measuring the dementions of cat in cheese because the ruler is straight and the cat is not straight.

Person C in the background: neither am I!

Person D: *walks into room* what the hell are they doing?

Person A: measuring the dementions of our cat with cheese.

Person D: oh! I was gonna knit the cat a sweater, hey (person A's name) how many slices of cheese are in the sweater region?

Person A: about 12 or 13 I'd say.

Person D: I should probably get a second ball of wool then, thanks!

Person C: you might want to take your art project outside, the kitchen is on fire again.

Person B: what the fuck!? What is with you people?!