My Curs Ed Art

"Would you still love me if I was a worm?"

I will eat you whole.

Nobody asked but I wanna explain anyway I need this out of my skull.

I started out fixating on genloss, good shit.

That then led to fixating on slimecicle specifically, which of course leads to his content.

Now from here it splits into a couple paths to take, going down the minecraft route and qsmp or dsmp, going down the Reddit rabbit hole leading to those channels, or going the chuckle sandwich route, and chuckle sandwich most likely brings you to JSchlatt, and he leads to Wilbur soot who leads right back into dsmp again.

The lines, they pipe, inevitable.

I'm on a pipeline hyper fixation and I don't know how to feel about it.

It leads me many a place yet I try helplessly to swim against the current.

I had a thought and had to share it.

This is what went through my crazy ass brain in the hallway.

Skideetle SkidAtle,

My dick is now a saddle.

[Insert skideetle skidootle your dick is now a noodle image here]

I only have nyquil

Wow, 5ft4" is pretty big for a rat!

I get to hear the silly creatures skitter in my walls!

"xyz DNI" blocking people is YOUR job, sorry. You cannot ask the world to simply move around you, you have to take control of your online experience or you will be fucking miserable forever. Most people don't read your bio/pinned/carrd before touching the posts that cross their dash anyways.

Also maybe worry less about if someone who likes something you hate clicks on your tumblr post. I promise it is not that fucking serious.

Also-also if you have this DNI because your friends/moots said or implied you have to otherwise you're somehow Bad and/or will be punished by them if you don't, that's kind of fucked and maybe you need less controlling friends.

I wish there was human safe disinfectant, like so you could just spray it in your face and get rid of all the germs, like when people get too close you can do that right after and now you're germ free again.

Like that! ^

Piss for all 24 of em

You have so many hours in a day, what the fuck am I supposed to do with all of these hours?

Not a problem anymore, just kill everyone in a hundred mile radius!

is anyone else unable to focus or do anything or feel good if u hear even a fucking footstep from another fucking human being?  

What if someone went to hell for being gay but when they got there Satan was just like, "you're not here for sinning or anything, gay people just have to come to hell because there are too many homophobic assholes in heaven and God doesn't like people fighting so you're down here to avoid that. Don't worry my child, there's a room for you over there, I'll take care of you, you can hang out with all the other cool gays whenever you want to, and if you ever get bored you can totally be a demon just ask and I'll do it." The gay person realizes that the devil is actually an ally and that the lord might be a homophobe.