I Wish I Could Use A Back Scratcher On The Inside Of My Lungs, I Think That Would Would Feel Great And

I'm a girlfriend erather guyth

Jutht thayin keheheh

My fictional crushes really prove that I don't give a fuck how you look and it's all personality based. I'm crushing on all sorts of creatures where looks means absolutely nothing. Sentient robots that all look the same? I like specifically those two with the personality of loser and brave woman. Monsters? What are they like? Is she a badass? Is he a sweet but nervous wreck? Better question are they a cocky little shit? If the answer is yes I want them and any others can fuck off!

Fee

You must tell me how you feel, but you get a randomly generated number of words to do so. Please hold while I spin a wheel.

Me 24/7 of you even care

Hadn’t seen anyone do this yet

Do you feel my wrath

Being "Jr." or "the Second" is the real life equivalent of having to put numbers after a username.

“I’m John Smith, and this is my son, John Smith Underscore Sixty-Nine.”

Ways to get involved with the movement:

Attend your local March for Queer and Trans Youth Autonomy on 3/31 (find your nearest march here)

Donate—visit our website or find us on Venmo/Paypal/Cashapp (@queeryouthassemble); we are fundraising for poster and first aid supplies, to pay speakers/interpreters, and transportation costs :)

If you can directly donate services or materials, please reach out to march@queeryouthassemble.org!

Be a marshal in DC—apply here!

Organize a walkout at your school

Some of these cowards didn't have internet access in the mid-2010s and it shows

Never forget or forgive

In regards of the Trump government scraping all trans inclusion in its queer information portion of its websites I have made this thing. Spread the word. Don't let them pretend we never existed.

P.S: Don't like! Reblog! <3

EDIT: Well this got a lot of attention! I got a few users asking to print or repost my art and I am unimaginably grateful to everyone's interest, especially since it's a really simple drawing I made on a whim haha! Anyone who is looking to print these out to hang or hand out or repost on another platform is free to do so, although I ask you to credit me and let people know it's from my Tumblr profile! If anyone wishes to do anything else with my art or post and wants to clarify what I consent to then they can message me privately and I'll explain! <333 all my love to my queer siblings

EDIT: I made an LGBTQIA+ version with a focus on trans and intersex folks, it's on my pinned if you prefer this version of the acronym.

Blood is thicker than water, but syrup is thicker than blood

They say blood is thicker than water

But the people I know are not bland, boring, ordinary water.

The people I know are syrup, sweet and good and interesting.

My blood is thicker than the water around us, but the syrup I surround myself with is thicker and sweeter than blood.

So if you're toxic I'll drown you in Pancake sauce buddy.