Guess Who Can Officially Drive Bitches! And Guess Who Still Hates It!

I almost made a big mistake.

Okay, so I was sleeping over at my girlfriend's house yesterday and I was drinking a Gatorade and she was eating a bottle pop. So we randomly decided to pour the rest of the bottle pop powder into the Gatorade and shake it up, we weren't drinking it for a while cause we thought it would taste bad.

Anyway she goes to the kitchen to make some cheesy bread and I decided to try the mixture we made, which tasted amazing. So I went to tell her about it but I accidentally snuck up on her. Btw my girlfriend isn't small, I'm small, she's big and strong and knows how to fight, but I'm weak as hell compared to her. Anyway I sneak up behind her and put my face in the crook of her neck and whisper "you gotta try this babe" in her ear. Not a good idea. She spun around and was about to punch me, and then she stopped cause she realized it was me and I handed her the Gatorade to try. We spent the rest of the night talking, drinking our science experiment, and doing other stuff, it was a fun night.

But yeah that's the story of how I almost got myself killed over flavored sugar and Gatorade. I'll try not to sneak up on her next time.

I am a hideous monster

But I am not a basement bitch.

I am the thing in the attic!

Fee

You must tell me how you feel, but you get a randomly generated number of words to do so. Please hold while I spin a wheel.

I'll have a little extra butter on the side,

Just cause some people enjoy fucking butter!

P.s. do not fuck the butter

Not a problem anymore, just kill everyone in a hundred mile radius!

is anyone else unable to focus or do anything or feel good if u hear even a fucking footstep from another fucking human being?  

How the fuck did I learn to read morse code in a matter of days by rereading homestuck?

I took French for half a year and only actually learned how to count numbers up to 9 and have a hard time with anything past 3 unless I sing that fuckin Hamilton song

Da fuck brain, da fuck?

Hey y'all, I'm watching Invader Zim again cause it's my favorite show and very nostalgic for me, and I love it a whole lot. Anyway, I know it's a show where they didn't put much thought into many of the details, but I'm a person who likes to overthink stupid little details. Now, on to my point, one thing that always stuck out to me for no reason was the sticky note that started it all.

It's clear that someone felt the need to mark some mystery planet just beyond the Irken map, whether or not they meant to mark Earth or some other planet vaguely to that side is debatable, but why mark it at all if there was nothing of interest out that way? You wouldn't. However, you would mark a mystery planet if you thought it was important. Perhaps some foreign intel from another species gave you clues that there was something useful over there, or maybe you were catching odd signals out that way. What's more is with the way Red and Purple talk I don't think that note was left by either of them, if they knew something they wanted to explore was out there they would never have sent Zim of all people, and they talk like they don't think any planet exists beyond their map and are genuinely surprised that Zim found one. If I had to guess, I'd say it was left by a previous tallest who never got around to sending anyone out there and went unnoticed after that until Red and Purple needed a convenient excuse to send Zim as far away as possible. After all, we know Zim caused the death of two tallests in his lifetime alone. It's highly possible they had left unfinished business behind.

Basically, this was a long-winded way of saying that I think the note that marks earth was always interesting.

Dude if I ever get a place of my own tje first thing I'm doing is putting soap in the microwave

Why do people not wear socks in public? Nobody likes your gross ass feet touching the playplace!

Invest in socks!

Invest in the sock market! My dude! Be better!

Welcome to the zone of my vibe

There are 2 wolves inside you, one simps for sweet and kindhearted twinks, the other simps for big and dangerous bone crushers