Dearest Terence,

DR. JEKYLL'S TERRIBLE SECRET REVEALED @dancing-drake

I think it's time to reveal the most terrible secret of Dr. Jekyll, who tried to hide it from us.

I recently came across an interesting find in Dr. Jekyll's things. I wasn't exactly digging, it was probably the doctor's latest purchase that he hadn't had time to unpack, so I did it for him.

You know, I have some investigative skills from my previous job.

Seeing this in my hands, I first thought for a long time WHAT IS THIS?

Then, having examined it more closely, I saw that these were false hair with small hair clips.

A deep analysis began in my head, why did Dr. Jekyll need them…

I put the whole puzzle together in my head, but before that I needed to make sure of it.

LOOK AT THIS!

LOOK AT THIS!

HE HID FROM US ALL THIS TIME THAT HIS HAIR COLOR TURNS OUT TO HAVE A DEEP MEANING! HE WANTED TO BECOME A HATSUNE MIKU COSPLAYER

Dr. Jekyll, we fully support your hobby that you have tried so hard to hide from us.

And all these years that I worked with him, I wondered why they were turquoise, but the answer was right there on the surface..........

I've always wondered what the director of the medical department's hair smells like. I mean… They're turquoise, okay? I thought it was something like the smell of mint… Or, in extreme cases, grass. They were also very soft and neatly laid out in appearance, so it was decided to study them as closely as possible. Well…. We're all fallible, right? Still, they smell good, but I expected more. -No matter what the cost, I did it and I don’t regret it at all.-

@just-hyde

Ha, wait for me after my shift with him then. 🍵

ah-

and you're positive this potion will make me sleep better?

-dr cello

@doctor-cello

Hello-hallo 🙃

We need to find out the reasons for your bad sleep, kiddo.

To explain how the potion works, I'll give you the example of a man with a wounded leg. He is in physical pain and the reason for this pain is also physical - he has a serious wound. In order for him to feel good, I can help him with a potion that heals even deep wounds, and the person will start to feel better. Some potions can cure human illnesses, but again, one must know the source of the problem before using the potion.🧪

Your problem is completely inaccurate, you see, sleep problems can be due to physical overexertion, and it can also be the first bell that you have mental problems. I think it's better to work not with the symptoms, but with their cause.

But I understand you perfectly well in this, dear, and again, I don't use potions to treat insomnia, I usually use green tea, it calms down, causes slight drowsiness and relaxation. Tea picked by me personally! I collect, dry, and brew it for myself.

Can I just bring you my tea? I promise that the effect will be 100%, besides, tea is more useful than coffee. I won't ask you to switch from coffee to tea, but sometimes it's extremely useful.

WHAT!?💢 What do you mean, "He hasn't been fired yet." Are you saying there's any chance I'll get fired from my cozy spot in the medical department? RIDICULOUS!😤 And you haven't listed all my duties that I perform! You, as I see, have decided to completely devalue me in the eyes of others, right?

I create warmth and comfort in our cabinet, which was initially gloomy, boring, and dull without me!

I create a working atmosphere so that Dr. Jekyll would be in the mood for work. Yes, yes, yes!

I do not allow you to overexert yourself at work and stay there for a long time, and also help you finish things on time.

There is another important point, you forget to eat and are often very cold, doc. I have to watch this too, no matter what you say.🤭

OOC- wait who are the different characters on here? Like i see a few different ones in the tags?

tagging dr cello so that I get a notif when its answered @doctor-cello

OOC? Glassy, I presume?

Elizabeth Harper, or simply Lizzy, is a nurse, a small ray of sunshine in this hole. You know what she said when applied for a job here? "I like the humanity." That's bloody unbelievable. I'm trying to persuade her to spend a couple of extra years to become an MD, but she prefers things as they are.

Terence Homilion @terencehomilion — once an investigator, now he's an assistant of mine. He hasn't been fired yet 'cause he's hellishly good at paperwork and healing concoctions. But, usually sometimes his potions turn out to have unpredictable effects.

Taurice Lemming @justtaurice — The Motherfucker. His sense of humour is beyond my humble comprehension of this genre, regardless, he's an ace interrogator and a huge pain in the ass when caffeinated. The lad lacks any fight-or-flight response—as well as driving skills—so I see him rather often.

Vincent Vancauun @vincentvanc — an intern, a vampling, Maxwell's pain at the moment. Like a young orange cat, he tends to stick his nose wherever and whenever, ogling our supply of O(I) Rh-. He's pretty capable and witty though. Moreover, he's got the motivation to prove people that he's worth a lot without his rich daddy's help, so that's a win if trained properly.

Dr. Edward Maxwell... Well, that's one of our former combat medics, though I prefer him to stay somewhere in the training wing because he reeks of blood and alcohol. Constantly. It's not his fault, more of a peculiarity of the physiology, but he's loud. Too loud for the MedBay.

So, I hope it answers some of the questions in your head.

who taught you how to sign up for tumblr? fucken bigass ears 😭 leave some sound for the rest of us

-you know who

Only one single -pathetic mortal- laughed at my certain advantage over people like you, 🐹🐹🐹Taurice🐹🐹🐹, right? In any case, the topic now is not about my advantages, but about how I learned to register on sites Well, my main teacher in using computers is @dancing-drake

Thanks to him, I can easily navigate websites and the Internet in general. He also introduced me to a game that I now love very much. Speaking of which… Guess what race I play in Warcraft?

All jokes aside, I actually missed your annoying presence, as well as your vampire comrade.

@just-hyde

Cute sleepy gecko

Guys❗❗ look who I caught! This is the director of the medical department

He is sleepy and angry, But these are quite typical conditions for him

@dancing-drake What do you say?

I FOLLOWED THE INSTRUCTIONS STRICTLY!

......

Eh…I guess I should have scrolled down…💫 BONUS OH YEAH 💥GECKO DANCE💥

I think I did something stupid trying to make a potion from some red-capped mushrooms that I didn't recognize. Although there were not only red mushroom caps, but also green and brown ones, but I remember the one with the red one They looked cool!😍💘 I thought it would be cool to add them to one of the recipes! During the process the flask with the potion exploded and started emitting strange fumes, I have a slight suspicion that the fumes are poisonous💥💫💔 ......

Ahwem.. Heheh... What should I do to keep from dying right now? 🥴💦

Piss on a towel, hop on one leg three times, clap twice and GET THE FUCK OUTTA THERE.

On my way.

While I'm trying to think of the best way to kill a dead man twice, who else of you, farts of evolution, is there?

ah-

and you're positive this potion will make me sleep better?

-dr cello

@doctor-cello

Hello-hallo 🙃

We need to find out the reasons for your bad sleep, kiddo.

To explain how the potion works, I'll give you the example of a man with a wounded leg. He is in physical pain and the reason for this pain is also physical - he has a serious wound. In order for him to feel good, I can help him with a potion that heals even deep wounds, and the person will start to feel better. Some potions can cure human illnesses, but again, one must know the source of the problem before using the potion.🧪

Your problem is completely inaccurate, you see, sleep problems can be due to physical overexertion, and it can also be the first bell that you have mental problems. I think it's better to work not with the symptoms, but with their cause.

But I understand you perfectly well in this, dear, and again, I don't use potions to treat insomnia, I usually use green tea, it calms down, causes slight drowsiness and relaxation. Tea picked by me personally! I collect, dry, and brew it for myself.

Can I just bring you my tea? I promise that the effect will be 100%, besides, tea is more useful than coffee. I won't ask you to switch from coffee to tea, but sometimes it's extremely useful.

@просто-хайд