Snakes

Soft murder birb

what i love about hadestown is that, while eurydice is a Real Human Person who suffers hunger and cold, the tiny bastard orpheus’s needs are like

stuff I like

- when the person kidnapped by the villain is all ‘no one’s going to come for me’ and 

- someone does, but it’s the person they’d least expect

- EVERYONE COMES because wow, maybe I am depressed because I didn’t think I knew this many people, much less that they liked me

- no one comes and the villain gets pissed on their captive’s behalf and treats them better than their former associates did

- they rescue themselves and everyone’s so impressed but the person yells because I AM CAPABLE AND YOU SHOULD HAVE AT LEAST NOTICED I’D BEEN KIDNAPPED

- they get rescued by a deus ex machina, preferably their dad/mom/grandma/old associate who is exponentially cooler than the heroes 

basically, I like it when people get rescued and get validation

The creature that sneaks into your fridge at night and eats the crusty milk rings

no gender only shiny rocks

The Beast of Bodmin Moor, also known as the Beast of Bodmin (Cornish: Best Goon Brenn) is a phantom wild cat purported to live in Cornwall, England. Bodmin Moor became a centre of purported sightings after 1978, with occasional reports of mutilated slain livestock; the alleged panther-like cats of the same region came to be popularly known as the Beast of Bodmin Moor. In general, scientists reject such claims because of the improbably large numbers necessary to maintain a breeding population and because climate and food supply issues would make such purported creatures' survival in reported habitats unlikely. (Wikipedia sourced).

you weren't "born gay". you started reading classic literature when you were 12 and now you are the way you are

Everyone was so worried about Reyna getting with Apollo only for her to deadass laugh in his face and realize she don’t need no man, we stan a queen

Being asexual like “10/10, but still would not bang.”

This little demon is Ginger don’t let her looks fool you she’s out for blood.