I'd Like To Inform You The Guy Who Made The Toad Constellation Has Other(now Considered Obsolete) Constellations

stuff I like

- when the person kidnapped by the villain is all ‘no one’s going to come for me’ and 

- someone does, but it’s the person they’d least expect

- EVERYONE COMES because wow, maybe I am depressed because I didn’t think I knew this many people, much less that they liked me

- no one comes and the villain gets pissed on their captive’s behalf and treats them better than their former associates did

- they rescue themselves and everyone’s so impressed but the person yells because I AM CAPABLE AND YOU SHOULD HAVE AT LEAST NOTICED I’D BEEN KIDNAPPED

- they get rescued by a deus ex machina, preferably their dad/mom/grandma/old associate who is exponentially cooler than the heroes 

basically, I like it when people get rescued and get validation

I have two brain cells and I only use them to find ways in which classic literature is gay.

these four are the literal embodiment of my last four braincells

“The music fits quite nicely for this little guy”

(Source)

On the outside I was calm, on the inside I had detailed plans of how I was going to kill you and where to hide your body

remember being an eleven year old girl and being filled with rage? everything i did was from a place in my head where tiny daydream me was smashing plates.

Being asexual like “10/10, but still would not bang.”

Warning! TOA: TTT spoilers

I think I understand what happened to Frank.

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