So Me 😂😂

Lidget me 😂😂

Slytherin: you all annoy me

Hufflepuff: *starts tearing up* i annoy you?

Slytherin: no not you honey, them two do *points at Ravenclaw and Gryffindor*

Ravenclaw: rude!

Gryffindor: im used to it

severus in the slytherin common room after calling an assembly: ok level with me, which one of you fucks opened the chamber of secrets? i promise i won't get mad.

Best Pixar short?

the big fucking bird that sat on the powerlines and fucking killed all those nasty tiny little shit bitch birds who were mean to him

Oh Captain

(Mature! 18+ Only!)

Not Completed

Masterlist

One - A Proper Party

Two - Now It’s A Party

Three - Baby Girl

Four - Kinky?

Five - Good Girl

Six - Captain

Seven - He Returns

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A Smutty World

Masterlist

** Means it’s mature, smut, 18+ <OG> Means it is still On Going -List of Characters/Shows/Movies -Prompt List #1 Lap Dance One Shot Series <

tbh the most unrealistic thing in harry potter is when mrs weasley in the first book asks “now what’s the platform number?”

like this woman has been going to that school for seven years and then dropped kids off on the same place for nearly ten like why on earth would she forget the platform number

Daze of Pollen Masterlist

(Work in Progress)

Pairing: (cis)fem!Reader x Bucky Barnes x Steve Rogers x Sam Wilson

Warnings: Smut. 18+ only. Sex pollen (but consent is explicit), foursome, threesome, unprotected sex, m/m smut, sex marathon. (Will be specified further in each chapter)

Summary: Bucky, Steve, Sam and you are in the safe house post mission when a retrieved Hydra device activates, releasing a kind of pollen you don’t know of, but the effects of which are soon discovered.

A/N: This is my submission for @buckyssoul​​ ‘s Rae Hit 1k Marvel Writing Challenge. I’m sorry for the delay, but I hope you like it. I’ll try to keep the chapters coming every week.

A/N 2: This series is gonna be pure smut, (all of the events supposedly happening on the same day) with each chapter focusing on a particular pairing or kink.

I’m taking requests if you want a particular kink to be featured. Send me an ask or text me for the same or to be tagged.

Words so far: 8.7k

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

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Daze of Pollen Taglist

I know it’s not valentines anymore but I just had re-blog this

I know I’m a bit late but HAPPY BIRTHDAY Professor Snape!!!! And sorry I don’t Now the original artist for this awesome fanart but all credits to them if you know who it is could please tag them thanks

First day as a teacher

I have decided that I want to become a teacher and have also decided that on type first day I will scare the shit out of the new year 7’s starting at the school 😂

*first day of class and tiny year 7 students standing outside the room*

Me: *door bursts open marking the students jump* Everyone in and stand behind your chair *Smirks*

*students do as told*

Me: *as walking quickly towards the front of the class room makeing cardigan/cape blow in the wind* There will be no foolish pen clicking. In. This. Class. *turns to to class* I don’t expect many of you to know the exact science and art that is Music, but there can be a select few who have a small understanding. I can teach you how to capture the ears and insnare the mind. I can teach you how to write and compose. Music is a powerful tool it could lighten the darkest of moods and would even in extrem cases put a stopper in death!