Everything is the same, except Snape is much more open with how absolutely DONE he is.
Minerva: “Severus, Potter and Weasley have found the entrance to the Chamber of Secrets and went down without proper supervision, slayed the creature, and saved Ginny Weasley.”
Snape: *ridiculously long sigh and an extended moment of silence* “ God Damn it. Of course they would, what else would they do? God damn it.”
Draco: *gets into a fight with Ron*
Snape: “Malfoy, I swear to….just one fucking day is all I ask… for you to not make someone want to punch you… Just One Day.
Neville: *blows up a cauldron*
Snape: *head in one hand, not even angry at this point* “I just…..god damn it”
Stark!Reader
Summary: You just moved to New York with your dad, Tony Stark, and you have to adjust to a new life. Luckily, you meet some great friends, including your new crush, Peter Parker.
A/N: this is my first social media au so i’m sorry if its not great but i just haven’t had the mental capacity to write lately lol so i hope you enjoy this series :)
Status: ongoing
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I'm not doing my normal taglist for this one bc its not technically writing so just lmk if you want to be tagged :)
Hermione: Blaise have you seen Draco? I can't find him anywhere!
Blaise: Did you call out for him?
Hermione: Yes, and I even tried using an apple to tempt him
Blaise: Well there is one other way, but you won't like it
Hermione: *hesitant* Umm...okay?
Blaise: *walks up close to Hermione* You ready?
Hermione: *gulps and nods*
Blaise: *goes to take final step, hears noise behind him, sighs, turns head to look back, sees nothing* What the?
Blaise: *turns head back, and comes nose to nose with Draco*
Draco: *glaring* I said no touchy.
Blaise: *pulls back in shock, and moves head to look behind Draco at Hermione who is being held by Draco's arms behind him* Found him
At 2.00 am in the Marauder's dormitory...
Sirius: James, I wonder if your mom and dad went along like you and Evans do.
James: Shut up Sirius.
Peter: No actually it is a really good question! Did they James?
James: I am not talking about this.
Remus: Please don't say that you are talking about the werewolf on the moon again?
Sirius: No, we are not but I still want to know what would happen, though.
Peter: Yes! And I want to know about your parents James!
James: No you don't.
Peter: Yes I do.
Remus: Both of you shut up!
Sirius: And what about me?
Remus: You, come here and sleep with me. You better shut up if you sleep with me, though.
Sirius: I will.
James: Please, silencing charms. I want to sleep.
Peter: WOLFSTAR IS GOING TO-
James: *slaps his hand in front of Peter's mouth* Yeah good night.
I’m bisexual and I can’t believe some of the hypocrisy! Like people of the LGBT+ community should know that sexuality isn’t something you can chose! It’s something you discover and for a lot of people they have to learn that they aren’t disgusting or in the wrong! I’m proud it be Bi and if you don’t like that then un follow me!
This is why I don’t tell 99% people im bisexual
Break a prop? Just put it back and walk away… ha ha!!
I totally agree
Anyone in this fandom who tells someone to die or kill themselves based on what fictional character they like would get along splendidly with most of the Death Eaters, ironically the same characters you detest to the point of wishing suicide on someone. Like seriously, wtf is wrong with some of you people? Hiding behind a Tumblr handle like it makes you invincible when you’re really just cowards. Some of you don’t deserve to be potterheads.
If you dare come at me about banning straws, I will throw you into the sun cannon. I’m disabled, I’m crippled, I need disposable plastic straws, and all those pricey ridiculous alternatives aren’t working as well. Plastic straws were invented for the disabled.
Way to shit all over a vital access need because you think straws are worse than corporate greed.
We all care about the turtles, the seals, the oceans, obviously. Notice how the easiest thing to yell about was something that would barely affect anything but appealed heavily to emotional discourse.
The disabled community is huge, and it can be joined by anyone. Most of those As Seen On TV products were invented for us. Society still mocks us and ignores us, and often outright harms us in multiple ways.
Communicate better. Listen better. But stop putting us out in the cold because you are inconvenienced by our simplest needs.