That Moment When It’s 2 Am And Your Texting Your Friends And The Timeline Looks Like This: Friend 1
That moment when it’s 2 am and your texting your friends and the timeline looks like this: Friend 1 sends a video crying abt her crush -> I start being delulu abt her saying she was going iceskating with her crush but apparently she never did???? So I had a quick Monty b about it until she remembers that maybe she did say that and just forgot it -> we established that they never went iceskating -> she mentions that since she’s got some weed from somewhere (it’s legal where I live) her friend wants to make brownies ->since she’s doesn’t want to be alone she invited her crush -> her crush accepted, then cancelled -> I jokingly say she should invite me instead -> she does -> we start planning said sleepover/weed smoke meet-up idk -> Friend 2 joins convo in the middle of this (Side note: Friend 2 is like straight A student with a strict mum, you now the vibe) -> Friend 2 reads the convo and is like “wtf am I supposed to say abt this” -> we ask if she wants to join -> she says yes, but she’s busy -> we chat for a minute longer, then go to bed
The End
End note: I am *definitely* old enough to smoke weed, and I am being responsible, so I will *definitely* tell my parents where I will be and what I’m doing (only do responsible drug use, kids!)
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@carcarpodium @prokrastinartiya
i love these sorts of posts and I'm thinking of doing them regularly so I'll start one now; what are you up to, right at this moment? I'll start: I just went on a walk in sunny 95+ degree weather, and as I type this I'm sitting in a dim, cool room alone and listening to the sound of children shrieking and splashing in a pool (while also eavesdropping on a conversation about dating)
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Random poem:
Why is your hair so wet?
If I could tell you I would
Someone threw a snowball at my head
Yes, that lie should stick good.
It doesn’t make any sense I know
Im not saying I’ve read and enjoyed it, but you should definitely read this masterpiece
THERES UHC SHOOTER X READER YAOI NOW. AO3 NEVER CHANGE
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