Reblog To Add +10 Haunting Power To Your Ghost When You Die

kathryn hahn and aubrey plaza from joe locke’s recent ig post

they’re so silly omg i luv them

family game night🎲

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Crack

Cedric: What did you want to tell me, Harry?

Harry: Have my babies

Cedric: ...

Harry: I mean, the first task is dragons

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McGonagall: Potter, who is your partner for the Yule Ball?

Ron: *kicks down the door while in a stunning blue dress and four-inch heels*

Ron: It's me, bitches.

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Ron: My dad sent you this to help with the second task

Ron: *opens up box to reveal a bunch of rubber duckies*

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Harry: Can you give me advice on how to talk to girls?

Sirius: *stares at Harry blankly while the Mii theme plays*

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*Quidditch world cup*

Arthur: Hey, where's Percy?

Harry: I'll go check

*five minutes later*

Harry, traumatized: He's fucking my old Quidditch captain

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Draco: *sees Harry and Ron dancing at the Yule Ball*

Draco: MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS

*later*

Draco, writing a letter: Dear Father, I have never been so heart broken or betrayed

Hello internet, here's a bit about me. 😌

My name is Alex (he/they/xe/it pronouns), I'm 18, very not cis, aroace-spec, certified yapper, and very obsessed with Scooby Doo Mystery Incorporated as of late.

As of the 25th of September 2024, this account is five years old holy shit! I keep coming back to it, but only sporadically because I never remembered the password and couldn't be bothered to reset it, but we're so fucking backkkkk! And for good this time. :)

I mainly cover:

Scooby Doo: Mystery Incorporated

Rick Riordan books

Marauders and Harry Potter (fuck JK Rowling she deserves to rot like her walls 🤪)

DC (mainly Batfamily content)

Merlin

Disney Films

Gravity Falls

There's definitely more, I just can't think of anything, so more stuff will be added as the need arises. :)

Also I'm going through the transitional period of coming back to my blog, which means that there's gonna be the longest slew of reblogs that I've accumulated from my sideblog, like, in the world, good luck. 😭

And I draw! So I may or may not post stuff to do with that on here as well. :) Enjoy your stay!

Terfs, swerfs, transphobic, homophobic, and aphobic people DNI.

I love my friend and their weird antics.

Some examples of why:

Honestly, they're terrifying at times.

But at least they're entertaining.

imagine if all the non-canon/semi-canon aspects of dream smp were just happening in an alternate timeline. the dreamon hunters are currently busy teaming up with the badlands to fight off the egg. fundy and dream are going to couple's counseling after their wedding was interrupted. mr. beast is there and hosts regular treasure hunts for fun. schlatt is scamming people with the cuck shed. wilbur is still president. quackity and tommy are happily running a drug cartel. life is good.

Somebody just binged the entirety of Gravity Falls and her name is me

thank you anistarrose for the ID!

Oh no

That was quick

BRUH

LOOK AT HOW MANY THERE ARE

THERE ARE NEVER THIS MANY IN A PACKET FOR THE OTHER BRAND

THIS IS SO NICE

AND THEY TASTE AMAZING

WOOOOOOOOOOOO

The fact that Clint just brings people home and introduces them to his family and Laura's all "hi, I'm Laura and here's your room" is my favorite thing about the Barton family.

Laura immediately hugging Kate because she's important to Clint so she's important to Laura so she's part of the family now just made my heart melt.

Hey! I've noticed you've made some awesome Halloween merch, is it possible that you could also make some LGBT related designs? Haven't seen many before

Hey amigo, I made some sketches

Vampire mouth with LGBT flag

Vampire with LGBT colored sunglasses

Ghouls, all representing a different flag

LGBT colored fist holding a knife with dripping blood

Witch please, I’m bihexual

A witch flying on a broom leaving a trail of colored smoke 

Is there a design you like?