A Quick Jasper From Steven Universe. New Episode Murdered Me.

This literally happened I’m not joking.

Jeff Bezos is a rabid dog that needs to be beaten to death with a stick

Amazon Is Reportedly Considering Buying Out AMC Theatres

AMC is on the verge of bankruptcy.

Wimpod

Almost every gay person I’ve met likes pokemon

Peppers are the spicy of the fire, mint is the spicy of the ice, carbonation is the spicy of the air, and vinegar is the spicy of the water.

Could we crash tumblr if we all posted the word "crash" on the 1st of april 2022, 12:35 EST?

I was deadass boutta scroll past this until I saw the caption- didn’t realize it was a drawing. This shit is so good, G.

my gods the teeth are difficult to draw

the createurification of the owl lady (jk she’s always been like this)

custody battle / murder attempt 

Reblogging with these additions because it makes shit so much worse

The way kim k was allowed to wear Marilyn Monroe’s dress to the met gala is so infuriating both from a fashion conservation standpoint and a historical standpoint. Marilyn Monroe came from absolutely nothing and was super smart and was an advocate for minority rights and was on the fucking government’s communist watchlist and kim k thinks she has the right to wear her dress? And not only that but rich people shouldn’t just be allowed to wear historical garments whenever they want. It damages a garment that should be preserved by experts in a museum instead. Fuck off get hit by a car dumb bitch