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@snowiefur you like isopods

isopod<3

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"being trans is a choice" do you honestly think i would CHOOSE to get gender euphoria from wearing knee-length basketball shorts?? that's humiliating

narrator, single slice of toast in mouth: “KYAAAH!! I overslept on the day of the shareholder meeting!! I’m going to be late to work!!”

running across the street, narrator is hit by a 1998 chevrolet camaro.

handsome blond stranger: “oh, gomen nasai! my, you really are a kawaii guy. do you need a ride to work?”

narrator: *wow… such a cool senpai is offering me a ride.. my heart is going doki doki!* “a-arigatou gozaimasu, senpai. I’m sorry, I don’t even know your name!”

tyler: “heh… call me Tyler-san, doll. what’s your name?”

narrator: *this handsome guy is asking me for my name!!* “oh.. my name is ███████… but you can call me narrator-chan.”

tyler: “well, get in, narrator-chan. it really is such a kawaii name for a guy like you. now, hold on!”

they ride at a consistent 85 mph for a thrilling 15 minutes until they unfortunately hit and are killed by an industrial-sized truck

I got a weighted blanket and plushie and let me tell you this shiy is the next best thing sense sliced bread

ms paint is proof that you dont need an expensive art program :)

Mikey got caught 🚬

Tumblr, for the love of god, please get rid of the live feature.

i must ask you reblog this so said beast, you know. actually has attributes also ping me or something if you draw it i want to see.