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friendly reminder that in 2019 lgbtq solidarity is going to COEXIST, meaning:

20biteen does not take ‘take away’ 20dyketeen from the lesbians because nobody owns the year

20noneteen doesn’t ‘take away’ 20biteen and 20dyketeen from the bisexuals and lesbians

20mineteen belongs to everyone except those of us who can’t fuckin afford minecraft (communism failed us, folks)

and in 2019 bisexuals, aspecs, and lesbians are going to support and uplift each other and not worry about making people angry with harmless jokes because,

2019 is the year of understanding that lgbtq solidarity is better when there’s more of it for all of us

this has been a PSA

Does anyone know what shape this is? i mean obviously theres a bite taken out of it. But taken out of what?

Something i needed rn

Okay. Gardening 101; or “Auntie Sys I have a yard that’s currently a yard and don’t know SHIT or FUCK about how to make it not be a boring-ass yard.”

Step 1; go to your local landfill and get all of the newspaper you can. Cardboard will also work. If your neighborhood puts them out for recycling, go around and grab them all like a little newspaper goblin.

Step 2; acquire mulch. If you WANT, you can go pay for it at a garden store, but we’re all cheap lazy bitches here so screw that. Most landfills will collect yard waste and branches and chip them into woodchips, which you can get for PENNIES or FREE. Go load up on that good shit.

I like straw too, which I can get for barter because I am related to half the people around here and a solid 65% of my extended family are farmers. I give Uncle Daryl three quarts of elderberry jelly or a couple pounds of morels in spring and he loads me up with straw bales.

Step 3; figure what parts of grass you want to be not-grass, and cover that shit in newspaper, good and thick. 5-10 layers. It helps to wet the newspaper to keep it from blowing away as you work.

Now, cover that newspaper with a good thick layer of mulch.

Congrats, you’re removing the grass. It’ll starve to death under the mulch and newspaper and rot into compost. You now have garden beds and have not dug one single bit of sod.

If you can’t wait for six months to plant, pull the mulch aside, cut a hole in the newspaper, and dig out a plug of sod the size of the planting hole. Throw some compost in there and plant. Tuck mulch back around plant. Water well.

There ya go. Garden beds. In a year, when you pull back the mulch the newspaper will be almost rotted away, and the soil underneath soft and loamy.

Team Starkid

I’ve fallen in love with the youtube channel team star kid

they make musicals based off absurd topics and cursing is part of every play 

they film each one and upload it at full length 

so far ive watched “the man who didnt like musicals” and “the trail to oregon!”

both are amazing

this is fucked man fucked.

YA’LL....

Mainstream Media Now Openly Reporting on the Elite Lining Up to Ingest the Blood of Children…. Seriously

Once the talk of conspiracy theorists — the rich ingesting the blood of the young to foster longevity — is now a reality and an actual business in the United States. Not only is it a business but billionaires are actually admitting their interest in it. Now, even the mainstream media is reporting it.

Peter Thiel, the billionaire co-founder of PayPal and adviser to Donald Trump told Inc. magazine:

“I’m looking into parabiosis stuff, which I think is really interesting. This is where they did the young blood into older mice and they found that had a massive rejuvenating effect. I think there are a lot of these things that have been strangely under-explored.”

As Vanity Fair reports, Ambrosia, which buys its blood from blood banks, now has about 100 paying customers. Some are Silicon Valley technologists, like Thiel, though Karmazin stressed that tech types aren’t Ambrosia’s only clients and that anyone over 35 is eligible for its transfusions.

Aside from the gruesome historical and occult background of such practices, there is literally NO DATA that suggests the process even works.

“There‘s just no clinical evidence [that the treatment will be beneficial], and you‘re basically abusing people‘s trust and the public excitement around this,” Stanford University neuroscientist Tony Wyss-Coray, who conducted a 2014 study of young blood plasma in mice, told Science magazinelast summer, as reported by Vanity Fair. 

#STAYWOKE

no no its gotta be “while I put the tofu in/ I bring home the bagels” stake is animal offending language to after all isnt it?

Falsettos where everything’s the same except that one part in “The Thrill of First Love” where they’re like “while I put the steak in / I bring home the bacon” is “while I put the steak in / I bring home the bagels” because we don’t want to use animal offending language, do we?

Kind of mom I hope to be one day

Watch: Kristen Bell opens up about the mental health double standard and how she manages her own struggle.

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