Tonight We Feast Like The Kings Of Old

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Amen

i love objectifying & sexualising hard working athletic men. i wish shorter shorts upon them all amen

This is the most powerful call to ratio I've ever seen. It's like she's performing an incantation.

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An egg is about to hatch! Reblog to get a random Pokemon in your ask/message inbox! ✨

I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

To prove something to a friend, please

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

garlic bread to share to your aspec friends :)

rb to share

specifically in the ways of causing mischief and chaos but very subtle ways of chaos, two socks? Nope I’m taking your left sock. Deja Vu all the time. Can’t find something but suddenly your mom can? Bingo that’s me. Walking into the wrong bathroom? Being ten minutes late for work because you decided to hide your wallet from yourself? That one missing puzzle piece dead center of the puzzle? All of it is me causing minor- but infuriating chaos

You are known as the silent wanderer. Ageless because of time magic. You have lived longer then the oldest of dragons. Cursed to never being able to speak or talk in a way people can understand. But thats OK. Action speaks louder then words ever will.

Why is it that two wrongs don't make a right but a double negative makes a positive?