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you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers

quick reminder that if you extinguish yourself we all die so you would just be wiping out everybody instead of just like 40% of people

y'all aren't interacting with me

give me attention

im the sun

im literally giving you life

Linh: rips the rope to shreds with a mini whirlpool and catches herself with more water

Tam: *intimidating the rope*

The baby swans' methods of escaping the Exillium arch are so in character

Keefe: Successfully slips his ankle out of his boot, but doesn't plan past that and ends up crashing to the ground painfully, injuring himself and losing his pants

Dex: Creates an improvised knife from his vest buckles and uses it to cut the rope

Biana: Uses the arch itself to fray the rope

Fitz: backflips onto the arch and unties the rope by hand

Sophie: just straight-up sets fire to the arch. and herself.

(How do you think Tam and Linh did it?)

(at last night's queer cabaret)

person announcing the show: "now i don't want to see any heckling tonight, no racism, no sexism... none of the isms"

person in crowd: "what about autism?"

announcer: "yeah autism is fine"

because sometimes someone comes up to you and uses a baby voice to say UwU when your just trying to get some coffee

Can a human explain why things like 'UwU' are bad

They're just cute faces

Your daily dose of cat memes

mood.

It may be my body but GOD was it not my choice 😔

You’ve been booped by Niko

I too am unoriginal

but if this post gets to 1k by the end of New Year's Day, I will give every single person who gave this post notes a candy of their choice in their ask box and i'll also give y'all a snippet of the book i'm writing.

it's a murder mystery. 4 mcs that are girls, in a boarding school. people die.

anyways, back to your regularly scheduled posting