OFFICIAL WEDDING GUEST LIST/ROLES
getting married: @the-official-italy & @france-unofficial
wedding planner: @100percent-shell-oil
ringbearer: moxxie
bridesmaid(s):
groom(s):
flower person:
the one that falls into the cake:
absolutely killing it with random dance moves: @quebec-official
why am i here again-? :
only came for the free food:
catches the flowers:
dj:
makes a speech and throws a pie at newly weds (only to hit the most important guest in the face):
important guest:
runs after the little kids(s) with a shrek costume:
little kid(s): @the-principality-of-sealand
wedding crasher:
steals food and wedding decorations:
other roles to be added.
current guest list:
@totally-italy @totally-france @the-geggvolution-continues
*coughs in constant 99+ notifications if I’m gone for even fifteen minutes*
occasional posts from users
This is the fucking reason for my disorder
Ever feel really sad or just not that good, but your mom is making you go to someone's Winnowing Gala anyway? Ugh, so annoying, right? You have to look presentable, but man, you just do NOT have the energy. Well, these tips will be sure to help you out when you need them!!
(In other words, sometimes life hits you hard but you have to keep doing life, and these are tips to help you clean up for when taking an actual shower is just too much)
Brush it, darling
No, seriously
Brush your hair. It will help so much and get all the tangles out and leave you feeling nice
From there, if you want, you can put your hair up
A simple ponytail will do, or even an awesome messy bun
Add a claw clip and boom. Hair.
OR, like me, maybe your hair is too short to put up, or you can only making a tiny ponytail that you know just won't cut it today. Or maybe you just hate the way ponytails look on you.
If that's the case, use dry shampoo
I've seen different methods to use it, but I always spray it on my roots, part my hair in a different spot, spray the roots there, repeat.
Then I part my hair normal, fluff everything up, and boom. Hair.
If you don't have dry shampoo/don't like to use it because Big Sprayer is Loud, use baby powder
I am not making this up I swear
Baby powder works almost the exact same as dry shampoo
Pour some in your hand, (not a lot!!!) and put it on the parts of your hair that look the oiliest
Lift those parts up and do the hair under them, too. Then do the ones under them if it still looks oily
(Like, apply it to your layers)
I do this mostly at the front/where I have slight bangs
Then rub it in the same way you would dry shampoo, brush it, and boom. Hair.
(If you have darker hair, it might not work so well because the baby powder may not blend in super good. Sorry, Bangs Boy!!)
Hat. Cover the hair if you're allowed.
See if maybe there's time to do a quick wash, even if you're not up for it. Just. Lean your head over the bath/sink and just. Wash as fast as possible.
Baby wipes/makeup wipes
Or, wipe down with a wet face towel with a dollop of soap on it
Change clothes
But seriously. It take almost no time and even transferring from one pair of sweatpants and a t-shirt to another can really help
Wash your hands, and try to splash water on your face if you don't have the energy to wash it, too
Clip your nails if it's needed. Don't paint them or anything, just give them a haircut and you'll be on your way
Makeup is not a necessity, but if you feel you can do it, go for it! You got this!
Put on deodorant/spray perfume on yourself. Let the sent settle around you and feel better.
Socks!!
Socks are a gift guys really
I love socks
Wear socks
Wear goofy socks that make you smile
Lotion.
Just. Dab it on your hands and knuckles
Also, get a water bottle and challenge yourself to drink the whole thing that day. Just do it
Brush your teeth if you can
If you can't, try to brush your tongue at the very least.
Breath mints/gum/peppermint are literally life savers
Smear on some chapstick. Seriosuly, do it, you'll feel better
Flossing is good for you but I'm going to go ahead and assume that most of you only do it at the dentists and not at home
But! If you happen to have floss, try to do it, okay? It helps you feel a lot cleaner
(I know I just said this isn't necessary, but I'm doing a section on it anyway because some people might want it, and it's not really makeup so much at, like, chapstick)
On that note, if lipstick/lipgloss feels like too much, chapstick. Chapstick is a gift from God, use it
Mascara if you can handle it. I, Keefe Sencen, personally love mascara and eyeliner. Do it if you want, or if you can!
Chances are an actual base or foundation or anything will be too much, so don't worry about it. Don't even stress over doing it.
Try adding jewelry (not makeup, but I'm still putting it).
Just a ring or too. A bracelet. A necklace your best friend gave you when you were a little kid.
Smile at the mirror. Please, smile. I'll tell you a joke to help it along!!
Did you hear of the cows that got lost in the Marijuana patch?
The steaks had never been higher!!
That was funny, how bout a smile? Now go look at yourself while your smiling, you look good, right?
Realize you should smile more. Smile as you walk out of your room.
That's all I got for now. I'll add more as I think about them.
Please, you got this, darling. You're going to get better.
Love you guys<33
The cops are calling it arson and insurance fraud but to me it was simply the risks that come with my famous gasoline toast
everyone please read this and share if you can.
Brazil is going through one of the worst climatic crisis ever seen.
i live in the southernmost state, Rio Grande do Sul. we have been suffering from extreme, nonstop rainstorms for a week now. the rivers are flooding, reaching 4-6 meters above their natural level. people are being rescued by helicopters, neighborhoods are being evacuated. entire cities are slowly but surely becoming submerged in water. 60 people missing and counting. 32 deaths and counting.
and this is not new. last november also had a flood like this one. 50 dead, many material losses. it happened again this january, with thousands being left without power or water for days.
three catastrophical disasters within less than a year. three disasters only a few months apart.
this is not natural.
unsustainable agricultural practices and politics led to this. a complete disregard for nature led to this. greed led to this. always greed.
when it comes to the climate crisis, i cannot stress this enough: we need to act now if we still want to live. disasters like this are going to happen more often and they're going to be much, much worse. this flood is being considered the worst climatic catastrophe in the history of my state. i don't know how long it will take for another bigger one to happen and take its place. i just know it will be sooner than it should.
links to donate (if you can't donate, sharing already helps a lot):
link for non-brazilians (paybox)
link for brazilians
pix assufrgs
will update more links later. in the meantime, pray for us.
btw the thing she couldn’t ignore was someone calling her out for saying anti-depressants/hormone therapy are only perscribed by lazy doctors
hey dude ✨️when u get this u have to put 5 songs u actually listen to, publish. Then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool)🎶✨️ (not forced obviously)
Tears of gold- Faouzia
Punk tactics- Joey valence & Brae
Chasing shadows- Alex Warren
Fast lane- bad meets evil
Greedy- OR3O, Swiblet
shredded horse bones
ok guys. lets make a normal sandwich that is normal and not diseasious
i will start
bread
Please 💕
The best third wheel in most if not all friend groups, 19, she/her
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